Dumbest hiding spots you've chosen

[Tetrafish]

In the prison, where you go up that one set of stairs... I froze up, turning away from the grunt hoping he wouldn't see me. You could say it's the equivalent of an ostrich sticking it's head in the sand... "If I can't see it - it can't see m..*dies* x_X

I hid in a room with a physics object.

With which I proceeded to bang around loudly out of sheer stupidity and send the bloodthirsty monster prowling my way.

Anymore - that's some serious fun.

"Help me Mr. Monster, I'm trapped!"