A Flimsy Machine

[Alardem]

You have an interesting definition of 'easy.'
Wading through excrement, liquified bone and organs, dead bodies, being tricked into burning London, all with the dawning realization of your former self is not my definition of a good time.
Plus, it wouldn't make sense for the Machine to be labyrinthine, given that Mandus and the pigmen where the only ones operating it.

A Machine For Pigs would have been much more difficult if it had Smell-O-Vision. :p