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RE: The Dolan thread

Something I made of Dolan, remeber it's horribly infected by grammatical errors.

A Coincidence.
Spoiler below!

A man was burying illegal money with a shovel and he looked busy.

”Oh siht teh polis cops.”, He said, when he heard sirens alarming in the distance. So he left his job barely finished and fled the scene. After that, days went by and the money stayed untouchable, until Gooby stumbled it across.

”What iz dis sith?”,He said as he saw a bill peeping among the dirt. Then he dug up a bag full of money; fivehundred thousand dollards in cash. That day Gooby became wealthy.

He purchased a shiny and red Ferrari. The first time he drove it, he met with Dolan walking down the street.
”Gooby, wher did u got thath farrari?” He asked.
”I buoght id”
” Wid whath monei?”
”I won a loterri.”
Suddenly Dolan pulled a shotgun out of his ass and said:
”Giev dem to me”. But before Gooby could act, Dolan shot him right in the face.
”Gooby pls”, He said as Goobys vision faded out.

A miracle had happaned; Gooby woke up from the hospital Dolan next to him.
”Whadh happenened? Am I ded?”
”No Gooby, ur aliave, u were shut bai a tarrorist.”
”But I rememberere-”
”You haev amnesa, I waes there to witness. Turst me”
Then Dolan said: ”I'll goe nov, trai to get bettre.”
And he left.
After a minute or so, a nurse came and said ”U haev visititors”...

Now it wasn't Gooby holding the wheel of the ferrari, it was Dolan. He was driving along the road and also with great speed, until he heard police siren alarming behind him. He stopped at the corner of the road, and the police parked behind him.

”Do u heav any idae houw fast u drouv?
The officer asked after Dolan rolled down the window.
”Oficer pls.” He answered.
After Dolan showed his driving license and paper, the officer wrote him a speeding ticket.
Dolan took money from the bag he found from the seat next to him and said:
”Here, I taek dis.” But as the officer took the bill, he checked the
the authenticity of the money and became to a decision:
”Mr Dolan, I afrad ur under arresre.”

Dolan went to jail, but suprisingly he shared a cell with Gooby, who had recovered and had paid his Ferrari with fake money.

As Dolan and Gooby were taking a shower, Dolan drop his soup and said: ”Pik id up.”
With an evil smile on his face, and Gooby obeyed...

”Everything went better with Farrari, Regards Dolan.”

(This post was last modified: 07-08-2014, 01:25 PM by Red.)
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The Dolan thread - by The chaser - 11-20-2012, 02:32 PM
RE: The Dolan thread - by Wooderson - 11-20-2012, 02:55 PM
RE: The Dolan thread - by Zaffre - 11-20-2012, 03:16 PM
RE: The Dolan thread - by Wooderson - 11-20-2012, 03:19 PM
RE: The Dolan thread - by The chaser - 11-20-2012, 04:16 PM
RE: The Dolan thread - by CorinthianMerchant - 11-20-2012, 05:07 PM
RE: The Dolan thread - by TheBlastPassage - 11-20-2012, 04:23 PM
RE: The Dolan thread - by Deep One - 11-20-2012, 05:07 PM
RE: The Dolan thread - by Wooderson - 11-20-2012, 05:19 PM
RE: The Dolan thread - by The chaser - 11-20-2012, 05:24 PM
RE: The Dolan thread - by Wooderson - 11-20-2012, 05:57 PM
RE: The Dolan thread - by The chaser - 11-20-2012, 06:01 PM
RE: The Dolan thread - by Statyk - 11-20-2012, 06:22 PM
RE: The Dolan thread - by Nice - 11-20-2012, 07:18 PM
RE: The Dolan thread - by TheBlastPassage - 11-20-2012, 07:36 PM
RE: The Dolan thread - by Nice - 11-20-2012, 07:40 PM
RE: The Dolan thread - by CorinthianMerchant - 11-20-2012, 08:07 PM
RE: The Dolan thread - by Obliviator27 - 11-21-2012, 08:05 AM
RE: The Dolan thread - by Zaffre - 11-21-2012, 03:32 PM
RE: The Dolan thread - by The chaser - 11-21-2012, 03:38 PM
RE: The Dolan thread - by TheBlastPassage - 11-20-2012, 07:49 PM
RE: The Dolan thread - by Kman - 11-20-2012, 08:05 PM
RE: The Dolan thread - by TheBlastPassage - 11-20-2012, 10:30 PM
RE: The Dolan thread - by Nice - 11-20-2012, 11:19 PM
RE: The Dolan thread - by Kman - 11-20-2012, 11:54 PM
RE: The Dolan thread - by Froge - 11-21-2012, 02:17 AM
RE: The Dolan thread - by The chaser - 11-21-2012, 07:39 AM
RE: The Dolan thread - by The chaser - 11-21-2012, 10:15 AM
RE: The Dolan thread - by FlawlessHappiness - 11-21-2012, 01:20 PM
RE: The Dolan thread - by CorinthianMerchant - 11-21-2012, 02:47 PM
RE: The Dolan thread - by The chaser - 11-21-2012, 03:04 PM
RE: The Dolan thread - by Nice - 11-21-2012, 03:50 PM
RE: The Dolan thread - by TheBlastPassage - 11-21-2012, 04:04 PM
RE: The Dolan thread - by Tiger - 11-21-2012, 06:51 PM
RE: The Dolan thread - by Froge - 11-22-2012, 12:16 AM
RE: The Dolan thread - by failedALIAS - 11-22-2012, 12:18 AM
RE: The Dolan thread - by The chaser - 11-22-2012, 02:18 PM
RE: The Dolan thread - by Froge - 11-22-2012, 12:21 AM
RE: The Dolan thread - by CorinthianMerchant - 11-22-2012, 07:49 AM
RE: The Dolan thread - by The chaser - 11-22-2012, 04:29 PM
RE: The Dolan thread - by The chaser - 11-23-2012, 03:12 PM
RE: The Dolan thread - by CorinthianMerchant - 11-23-2012, 03:47 PM
RE: The Dolan thread - by failedALIAS - 11-23-2012, 04:33 PM
RE: The Dolan thread - by The chaser - 11-23-2012, 10:22 PM
RE: The Dolan thread - by failedALIAS - 11-23-2012, 11:25 PM
RE: The Dolan thread - by Nice - 11-24-2012, 01:23 AM
RE: The Dolan thread - by failedALIAS - 11-24-2012, 04:53 AM
RE: The Dolan thread - by Froge - 11-24-2012, 05:20 AM
RE: The Dolan thread - by Wooderson - 11-24-2012, 05:22 AM
RE: The Dolan thread - by failedALIAS - 11-24-2012, 05:50 AM
RE: The Dolan thread - by The chaser - 11-24-2012, 11:57 AM
RE: The Dolan thread - by Wooderson - 11-24-2012, 05:08 PM
RE: The Dolan thread - by The chaser - 11-28-2012, 05:48 PM
RE: The Dolan thread - by The chaser - 11-29-2012, 07:04 PM
RE: The Dolan thread - by Nice - 11-29-2012, 07:17 PM
RE: The Dolan thread - by The chaser - 11-29-2012, 07:20 PM
RE: The Dolan thread - by Wooderson - 11-29-2012, 07:36 PM
RE: The Dolan thread - by failedALIAS - 11-30-2012, 10:08 AM
RE: The Dolan thread - by Obliviator27 - 11-30-2012, 03:17 PM
RE: The Dolan thread - by The chaser - 11-30-2012, 03:21 PM
RE: The Dolan thread - by Wooderson - 11-30-2012, 06:19 PM
RE: The Dolan thread - by Deep One - 12-06-2012, 09:48 PM
RE: The Dolan thread - by The chaser - 12-06-2012, 10:13 PM
RE: The Dolan thread - by The chaser - 12-07-2012, 01:18 PM
RE: The Dolan thread - by TheBlastPassage - 12-07-2012, 02:28 PM
RE: The Dolan thread - by Nice - 12-07-2012, 05:14 PM
RE: The Dolan thread - by The chaser - 12-07-2012, 05:29 PM
RE: The Dolan thread - by The chaser - 12-07-2012, 08:57 PM
RE: The Dolan thread - by FlawlessHappiness - 12-07-2012, 09:39 PM
RE: The Dolan thread - by Statyk - 12-09-2012, 07:35 PM
RE: The Dolan thread - by The chaser - 12-09-2012, 07:39 PM
RE: The Dolan thread - by failedALIAS - 12-09-2012, 09:37 PM
RE: The Dolan thread - by The chaser - 12-09-2012, 09:44 PM
RE: The Dolan thread - by kartanonperuna - 12-10-2012, 01:20 PM
RE: The Dolan thread - by Deep One - 12-10-2012, 01:50 PM
RE: The Dolan thread - by CorinthianMerchant - 12-13-2012, 05:16 PM
RE: The Dolan thread - by The chaser - 12-13-2012, 06:10 PM
RE: The Dolan thread - by Nice - 12-13-2012, 06:14 PM
RE: The Dolan thread - by The chaser - 12-13-2012, 06:14 PM
RE: The Dolan thread - by Statyk - 12-13-2012, 06:35 PM
RE: The Dolan thread - by The chaser - 12-14-2012, 03:39 PM
RE: The Dolan thread - by The chaser - 12-18-2012, 07:47 AM
RE: The Dolan thread - by The chaser - 12-19-2012, 10:32 PM
RE: The Dolan thread - by Nice - 12-19-2012, 10:35 PM
RE: The Dolan thread - by The chaser - 12-20-2012, 07:46 AM
RE: The Dolan thread - by The chaser - 12-21-2012, 10:53 AM
RE: The Dolan thread - by CorinthianMerchant - 12-23-2012, 07:30 PM
RE: The Dolan thread - by The chaser - 01-07-2013, 10:14 AM
RE: The Dolan thread - by CorinthianMerchant - 01-13-2013, 01:36 PM
RE: The Dolan thread - by FlawlessHappiness - 01-16-2013, 10:45 PM
RE: The Dolan thread - by The chaser - 01-16-2013, 10:47 PM
RE: The Dolan thread - by Nice - 01-16-2013, 10:47 PM
RE: The Dolan thread - by FlawlessHappiness - 01-16-2013, 10:53 PM
RE: The Dolan thread - by Tiger - 01-22-2013, 11:09 PM
RE: The Dolan thread - by The chaser - 01-27-2013, 10:33 AM
RE: The Dolan thread - by PutraenusAlivius - 01-31-2013, 01:25 PM
RE: The Dolan thread - by Wooderson - 02-01-2013, 09:08 PM
RE: The Dolan thread - by Nice - 02-01-2013, 09:40 PM
RE: The Dolan thread - by Brosive - 02-06-2013, 01:25 AM
RE: The Dolan thread - by The chaser - 04-20-2013, 01:06 PM
RE: The Dolan thread - by Nice - 04-20-2013, 04:55 PM
RE: The Dolan thread - by CorinthianMerchant - 04-20-2013, 06:20 PM
RE: The Dolan thread - by WALP - 04-20-2013, 07:48 PM
RE: The Dolan thread - by Wooderson - 05-11-2013, 06:22 PM
RE: The Dolan thread - by Deep One - 05-12-2013, 03:11 PM
RE: The Dolan thread - by PutraenusAlivius - 05-15-2013, 11:36 AM
RE: The Dolan thread - by FlawlessHappiness - 05-15-2013, 11:50 AM
RE: The Dolan thread - by The chaser - 05-15-2013, 09:00 PM
RE: The Dolan thread - by Froge - 05-16-2013, 12:01 AM
RE: The Dolan thread - by Ghieri - 05-19-2013, 02:30 PM
RE: The Dolan thread - by Oscar House - 05-19-2013, 04:38 PM
RE: The Dolan thread - by Red - 07-08-2014, 01:03 PM
RE: The Dolan thread - by The chaser - 07-08-2014, 02:12 PM
RE: The Dolan thread - by Froge - 07-08-2014, 02:56 PM
RE: The Dolan thread - by The chaser - 07-08-2014, 03:59 PM
RE: The Dolan thread - by Red - 07-08-2014, 06:19 PM
RE: The Dolan thread - by wubwub - 07-12-2014, 04:27 PM
RE: The Dolan thread - by PutraenusAlivius - 07-12-2014, 05:16 PM
RE: The Dolan thread - by Potato - 07-12-2014, 06:59 PM



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