Cant see anything on Amnesia Dark Descent

[Tanshaydar]

Are there any funky ways at all to fix this?

Amnesia doesn't work on Intel cards and there is not going to be a patch.

Find 10.000 people like you (I bet there is!) and mailbomb Intel to release a good driver. That means, if you want to play the game, this is not the place to ask, you should ask Intel.