Some game limitations seem too artificial

[Shev]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehxXH5UZS...re=related

this is a video of fighting the monsters, it's in there, and it is JUST LIKE YOU WANTED.

now quit being too artificially and mentally limited...

You can't swing the chair at the monster, the game wont let you and breaks the laws of physics and reason to prevent you from actually colliding with the monster.