Fascist school district bans shorts; boys wear skirts instead

[Sexbad]

My high school has a dress code that bans t-shirts with graphics on them.

The only people who care are security guards. Recently I was chatting with a few friends, and the man in charge of campus safety walked by and noticed that one of the kids had an Abercrombie shirt peeking out of his partially zipped hoodie. The man began playing with the zipper to show that such a heretic image should be covered up or else everyone will see it. His last six words to us were, "And we just can't have that."