Remember your newbie moments?

[Danny Boy]

In the Sewers after I crept past the Brute, I approached the door and heard those all too familiar moans & squeaky footsteps too close for comfort. Instinctively I pressed myself up against the door on the hinge side, thinking if that creature comes any closer I can open the door (while hiding behind it) and wait for it to walk past. It then occured to me that it didn't make much sense to have the Brute spawn in front of me... *turns around* OH BLOOD OF CHRI-*blade to the face*

lol wend i was in the sewers and opened that door... i listened those sounds... i just keept pressinh ESC OVER AND OVER AGAIN TO TRY TO SEE WERE THE MONSTER WAS xD i was so scared!!!... then he killed me... and then i saw (God i love english (Saw? get it?)) this guy reaction(go to 09:26 so you don't waste you time http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13qmtm3Yv...ideo_title ... and then i loled