The Amnesia storyline now in poetic form

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Ach sieh an, ein Österreicher - das hätte ich nun wieder nicht erraten vom Akzent her.

Nah, seriously, your english is great, I think it's just that some lines sound like they have a bit too many syllables compared to others. Or maybe that's just me ^^

Dear Esther might be a bit too depressing to make funny rhymes...maybe you could make one about Penumbra instead? Have a funny dialogue between Philip and Clarence or something