Would you rather die by Brute, Grunt, Suitor, Kaernk, or Shadow?

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[...] and when it found me I'd be rolling around in the pile of dead naked bodies. I like stuff.

Good to see I'm not the only weird person on this thread

the worst part about those torture devices is that ALL of them really existed and were used

Except for the iron maiden - that one was probably never actually used (don't question Wikipedia! ). But yes, sometimes human cruelty is so much more terrifying than supernatural horrors.