Gag names

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Gag names. You know those names that look like a real name but when you read it, it meant something else. Like Mike Hunt (My cunt).

Share any gag names that you see on the Internet, or ad, whatever, as long as it's a gag name.

To start off, here's some that I found on the Internet.

1. Eric Shawn (Erection)
2. Connie Lingus (Cunnilingus.)
3. Jack Offalot (Jack off a lot.)

Go ahead and share my friends!

EDIT:
Please say what is the names' meaning. Example:

1. Mike Litoris (My clitoris).

EDIT 2:
The source is not needed to be given. But you can give it if you just want it.