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[DonnJuann]

What's scary about slenderman?
HE'S SLENDER, HE GOES AROUND THE WOODS AND IS TIRED
What did slender do to children?
HE STEALS THEIR CHESTNUTS

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Guys, it's a joke sketch on a joke show. It's not like this was Amnesia's chance to be immortalized and whoever organized it took it away. He's done this plenty of times and almost every time he gets a skewed perception about what the game actually is - that's part of the humor for those who actually know the game.

You guys should pay more attention to Bridge, He knows what he is talking about.