Least Scary "Scary" Game in History?

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I'm okay with people not liking a game as much as I do... after all I tend to have an opinion about AAA blockbuster games that differs a lot from most other people's, but posting a rant stating your opinion, telling everyone that you're not going to discuss anyway and then blaming the developers that they didn't care is just... idiotic, sorry.
For me, Amnesia is pretty darn scary (even scarier than Penumbra). I have a weakness for this kind of horror, it reminds me a lot of Lovecraft. To put it plainly: I'm more scared by notions of things to come than by the actual things. Finding a note stating that there is some evil lurking, accompanied by well-placed sound effects etc (as in Amnesia or similar movies / books / games) scares me a lot more than having "scary monsters" jump in my face every 5 minutes (as in Dead Space, Doom 3 etc).
For others, things are reversed... and sadly, there are those poor folks who are just unable to let themselves be immersed into anything.