Most Alpha Boss Based Gods Thread

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Can somebody help me out here? What exactly is an alpha boss based god? Are we just supposed to post satirical and ironic forum posts or what?

Essentially, but it can be from anywhere on the internet, mostly in the form of text posts.

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Or just an epic example of doing something ridiculous, as Chronofluff posted.

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Women want him. Men want to be him.