A weird guy falls off his bike, another one asks him 'hey, you fell?'
and then he answers 'no, no. I just suddenly had the urge to feel the floor in my face.'
In a crocodile show, the presenter says
'And now I'm gonna show you how the crocodile is not gonna bite my male part when I put it in his open mouth'
and he does it. Amazing, people applaud.
'So, any volunteer? Come on, don't be shy.' he asks to the crowd.
Then a gay fellow stands up and says 'Me, me! But I don't know if I can open my mouth that big!'