Some game limitations seem too artificial

[Zoridium JackL]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehxXH5UZS...re=related

this is a video of fighting the monsters, it's in there, and it is JUST LIKE YOU WANTED.

now quit being too artificially and mentally limited...

You can't swing the chair at the monster, the game wont let you and breaks the laws of physics and reason to prevent you from actually colliding with the monster.

no, that's just it not hitting hard enough to acctually do shit so it either passes behind the monster in an effort to get where you are pointing or deflects off and you let go, either way, that is how you can fight, and it is as useless as the OP wanted it to be.