my map sucks lol

**krunchie** · 05-06-2012, 12:53 AM

0map.zip (Size: 3.83 KB / Downloads: 187) ...

**Cranky Old Man** · 05-06-2012, 01:04 AM

The downloaded archive contains a single map called poomap.map.
No cfg or hps.
The map is actually better made than The Closet, so it's not the worst map I've seen. I can't tell if this is a joke map or if this was just somebodys very first try at level design.

Gameplay:
The player is expected to jump from pillar to pillar, or use the board to traverse them, to reach the other side of the room, over a blood-covered pit with about 30 70 grunts in it. I don't think the grunts have path nodes, so I don't think they'll even spawn or be active.

**Damascus** · 05-06-2012, 01:10 AM

Is The Closet one of those maps that are so bad you can't stop laughing? If so, i think I'm going to have to play that.

**Cranky Old Man** · 05-06-2012, 01:17 AM

(05-06-2012, 01:10 AM)Damascus Wrote: Is The Closet one of those maps that are so bad you can't stop laughing? If so, i think I'm going to have to play that.

Yes, The Closet and my fan-sequel The Closet II is exactly that.

**Damascus Rose** · 05-06-2012, 03:48 AM

(05-06-2012, 01:04 AM)Cranky Old Man Wrote: The downloaded archive contains a single map called poomap.map.
No cfg or hps.
The map is actually better made than The Closet, so it's not the worst map I've seen. I can't tell if this is a joke map or if this was just somebodys very first try at level design.

Gameplay:
The player is expected to jump from pillar to pillar, or use the board to traverse them, to reach the other side of the room, over a blood-covered pit with about 30 70 grunts in it. I don't think the grunts have path nodes, so I don't think they'll even spawn or be active.

It's amazing how you actually find the time to play all these wonderful custom stories and comment on them. Really it is. I've seen you do this a few times and you can still be serious about it even though the maps may be pretty bad.

**Cranky Old Man** · 05-06-2012, 04:35 AM

(05-06-2012, 03:48 AM)Damascus Rose Wrote: It's amazing how you actually find the time to play all these wonderful custom stories and comment on them. Really it is. I've seen you do this a few times and you can still be serious about it even though the maps may be pretty bad.

Believe me, the only thing that's keeping me in check, is the forum rules. There is an angry beast living inside me that eats children. *grins* However, there is also the understanding that we all have to start somewhere, and can't be everything we want to be in just two weeks.

**Damascus** · 05-07-2012, 05:52 AM

Yeah this was pretty terrible. Especially how you get to run on top of the blood like a solid surface and the walls are turned the wrong way round. Big Grin

**UnseenLegend ( NL )** · 05-07-2012, 06:06 PM

''My map sucks lol'' then why uploading it lol....