How to Learn HPL2 Very Quickly

**Zaffre** · 08-30-2012, 08:56 PM

Okay. I thought I'd share this little gem of knowledge. What you'll need:
1. A toothpick
2. A salt shaker

First, put the toothpick under your toenail. Next, kick a wall, and immediately after yank it out and shake salt inside of your toenail. Make sure the toothpick is firmly embedded under your toenail when you kick the wall and ignore the pain afterward until the procedure is over. I hope this helps some of you work in progress scripters.

Alternatively, you can cook a Hot Pocket and eat it very quickly just after getting it out of the microwave. Don't let it cool down AT ALL. For maximum effect, do the toothpick procedure while eating a freshly cooked Hot Pocket. You'll be scripting in hours!