Puns

**Danny Boy** · 12-11-2012, 02:59 AM

(12-10-2012, 04:48 AM)andyrockin123 Wrote: >A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

Huh funny... I am actually Dyslexic....

>Which food can be turned on and off? StrogON-OFF

**Zaffre** · 12-11-2012, 05:05 AM

> It seems that evil resides in the slender residents of this silent hill.
Technically not a pun but go to hell

**Froge** · 12-11-2012, 05:16 AM

(12-11-2012, 05:05 AM)Zaffre Wrote: > It seems that evil resides in the slender residents of this silent hill.
Technically not a pun but go to hell

waznt dat my old sig

**Zaffre** · 12-11-2012, 05:19 AM

(12-11-2012, 05:16 AM)Chronofox Wrote:
(12-11-2012, 05:05 AM)Zaffre Wrote: > It seems that evil resides in the slender residents of this silent hill.
Technically not a pun but go to hell
waznt dat my old sig

Nope, your old sig was "Browsing through this forum, I would utter a Cry of Fear if I were not such a Slender and Evil Resident of a Hill that has become Silent because it has Amnesia.

**FlawlessHappiness** · 12-11-2012, 09:42 AM

He's strongly religious, nearly everybody hates him, he has a high pitch voice, sometimes he's right in front of you, who is he?

The flying jesus

**MyRedNeptune** · 12-11-2012, 09:44 AM

The puns are growing increasingly painful. Bring them on, guys. Big Grin

**Zaffre** · 12-11-2012, 02:40 PM

My buddy Neptune Red a book the other day.

**Tommyboypsp** · 12-11-2012, 04:41 PM

(12-10-2012, 04:42 AM)Luxifer Wrote: >"Snape snapped", said Sirius seriously.

Run, Ron! Hurry, Harry!

**Danny Boy** · 12-11-2012, 08:02 PM

>What is it called when two thieves fall into the sea?

Crime wave!

Not sure if this Portuguese to English translation makes sense Big Grin

**Macgyverthehero** · 12-11-2012, 09:37 PM

Sooner or later One Direction is going to go in the Wrong Direction.