Admit One

[Froge]

my premature development of existential thought processing,

FINALLY SOMEONE WHO I CAN RELATE TO

[Wooderson]

Let's be honest, I'm pretty sure we all have wanted to fuck one of our teachers at one point or another

I'll be honest, nope.avi never.

[Danny Boy]

Let's be honest, I'm pretty sure we all have wanted to fuck one of our teachers at one point or another

Nope. Only had old teachers.

[failedALIAS]

After that statement, Kman must be accepting that he's just a weirdo.

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I spent all my time in school either coloring rainbows or writing stories.

Life now is pretty much the same.

Exhibit A: (Warning. If you are a big enough of a douche to be offended by technicolored animals(Adny), then don't open)

Spoiler below!

Exhibit B:
I don't have any friends. If you can find some other reason that could POSSIBLY explain this phenomenon other than me being a reclusive badass, I'm all ears.

[Kman]

dude idgaf what you guys say i've had this conversation with like 10+ people everyone wants to fuck a teacher at some point or another don't matter what you say

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EVEN IF IT'S ONLY SLIGHTLY

LIKE

"damn ms. henderson has nice tits" OR SOME SHIT LIKE THAT

IT COUNTS

DON'T EVEN TRY TO TELL ME THE THOUGH HAS NEVER CROSSED YOUR MIND YOU LIARS

[failedALIAS]

The room falls silent as Kman lands on the horrible conclusion, that he is a weird assface who can't color nearly as well as Alias can.

[Kman]

literally go out and ask random people on the street this you will seeee

[failedALIAS]

literally go out and ask random people on the street this you will seeee

Fine, I will.

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Neither had any sexual fantasies or even sexual notices of any teachers. Alias:1 Kman:0

[Kman]

u have no proof that u did u liar

[failedALIAS]

The room again falls silent, as it becomes clear to everyone(excluding himself) that Kman is a total buttnose who can't take defeat, even when it's jammed it's **** right in his face, for all to see.