Phobias

[failedALIAS]

Post what you fear!

le RULES:

*No swearing!(Jk)
*No Porn(obviously)
*You may only post ponies if you have a fear of either them, or something in the pony plethora. . . of stuff
*NO FUCKING HOLES! IF I THINK I SEE SOMETHING EVEN MILDLY RELATED TO HOLES I'M GONNA FLIP SHIT!

Now to get things started:

1) Tickle-Me Elmo
2) Any single pieces of wood in the shape of a rectangle, far more pronounced in length than width.
3)Star Fish (Very reasonable explanation behind this one, people; I don't like Law and Order)
4)Gingers
5)Pink Fog
6)Tentacles
7)The Black Man
8)The French (I know it sounds horrible, but, yeah)
9)Everything about Canada
10)Violence
11)Peace
12)Anything REALLY big
13)Sex
14)Contact
15)Contacts
17)Gmail
18)Bing
19)People with sweaty hands (This isn't an 'anti-pervert thing', it's just sweat)
20)Most Black people (I'm not racist. I think they should have equal rights and be given as many opportunities as white people; I'm just terrified of them)
21)Signs (I just don't see what's wrong with writing a thoughtful letter)
22)Most conversations with Kman

These are a few of my ACTUAL PHOBIAS. I happen to be a person who gets terrified of things that seem impractical to me -- granted, this doesn't happen with most impractical things. Most of the things on this list, I am horrified of, it is sad but true.

[Froge]

I absolutely despise centipedes, millipedes, or any creature with an absurd number of legs. Seeing them makes my skin crawl and my blood go cold. I'm not even sure why, there's just something so immensely horrifying about creatures with so many legs.

I also really, really hate worms. Almost as much as I hate centipedes. Seeing those things squirming around just makes me feel like some long slimy creature is going to burrow into my body and infect it like a parasite.

That said, I also suffer from some pretty mainstream phobias, like holes, heights, blood, black people, etc.

9)Everything about Canada

ALIAS

pls

[Kman]

Vaginas. Seriously they look like fucked up wrinkly wet lips, why would anyone want to put their dick in something like that.

[FlawlessHappiness]

I fear everything that has a risk.
Airplanes, snakes, alcohol...

Though it's not a strong fear... I drink alcohol, but i'm afraid of getting too drunk, because you always hear stories...
I guess i'm easy to manipulate.

It's correct that it's a bigger risk to crash in a car, but you also drive a lot more in a car!
You can also survive a car-crash (I did), but if the plane crashes then it's not likely for you to survive.

Snakes... well i just don't like them... Just look at it! And there's a LOT of snakes who a poisonous!

But stuff like balancing on something high, or stuff like that, which has a risk if i fall... I'm afraid of it...

[failedALIAS]

Vaginas. Seriously they look like fucked up wrinkly wet lips, why would anyone want to put their dick in something like that.

All assholes look like is shriveled. . . Hang on a sec, I've thought of another thing to add to my list.

[Froge]

Vaginas. Seriously they look like fucked up wrinkly wet lips, why would anyone want to put their dick in something like that.

All assholes look like is shriveled. . . Hang on a sec, I've thought of another thing to add to my list.

It's delightfully circular, though.

[failedALIAS]

I'm very fond of cockroaches, but this is because we can have cyborg cockroaches.

[J.R.S.S.]

Only what life sets in front of me, and the fear of what I may leave behind.

[failedALIAS]

Only what life sets in front of me, and the fear of what I may leave behind.

You're determined to make the rest of us look bad, aren't you? (Only joking)

[Larai]

I'm afraid of the dark(only within a house, I don't mind walking around at night as long as it's outside of any buildings...), supernatural creatures (hey, the best condition to play Amnesia! But still I love that game), fish with sharp teeth (however I don't mind any other animal with sharp teeth...) and serious illnesses...