Amnesia AMFP SPOILER THREAD *ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK*

**Gilligan's Hell** · 09-03-2013, 11:19 AM

just got the email about my free copy! i will get it on release day! Am i Smug? I Feel Smug.
he said at the end "Hope you'll have a horrible time with the game,"

VERY REASSURING JENS.

**Potato** · 09-03-2013, 11:28 AM

(09-03-2013, 11:19 AM)russian sky Wrote: he said at the end "Hope you'll have a horrible time with the game,"

LOL. That's something you don't hear from most game developers.

**Draug** · 09-03-2013, 11:37 AM

(09-03-2013, 11:19 AM)russian sky Wrote: just got the email about my free copy! i will get it on release day! Am i Smug? I Feel Smug.
he said at the end "Hope you'll have a horrible time with the game,"

VERY REASSURING JENS.

Yeah, got mine too Smile

. Only one week left...

**Gilligan's Hell** · 09-03-2013, 11:42 AM

(09-03-2013, 11:28 AM)Potato Wrote:
(09-03-2013, 11:19 AM)russian sky Wrote: he said at the end "Hope you'll have a horrible time with the game,"
LOL. That's something you don't hear from most game developers.

They're evil people, They make the scariest games and they themselves are evil.

**pinkribbonscars** · 09-03-2013, 12:14 PM

(09-03-2013, 10:58 AM)Retomathic Wrote: chinese room tweets
As Amnesia: A Machine for Pigs is out in a week, we thought we'd start introducing you to various components of the Machine, one per day.

As a kind of launch celebration. You'll have to imagine all for yourselves exactly what they look like, sound like, and actually do...
Day One: Vacuum Eviscerator. "Any orifice is suitable, although ergonomics favours a vertical positioning of the product".

Oh god... a disembowling machine where you shove it up someones butt to suck out their insides? Lovely . _.

**Ossie** · 09-03-2013, 12:15 PM

(09-03-2013, 10:58 AM)Retomathic Wrote: chinese room tweets
As Amnesia: A Machine for Pigs is out in a week, we thought we'd start introducing you to various components of the Machine, one per day.

As a kind of launch celebration. You'll have to imagine all for yourselves exactly what they look like, sound like, and actually do...
Day One: Vacuum Eviscerator. "Any orifice is suitable, although ergonomics favours a vertical positioning of the product".

Ugh - nasty. Can you imagine Dan in charge of designing a torture chamber? He'd obviously love it. Wink

**Kreekakon** · 09-03-2013, 12:25 PM

(09-03-2013, 12:14 PM)pinkribbonscars Wrote: Oh god... a disembowling machine where you shove it up someones butt to suck out their insides? Lovely . _.

Wheee!

Spoiler below!

**Ossie** · 09-03-2013, 12:43 PM

Note that it says "any orifice" - could be a good brain sucker too. Wink

**Potato** · 09-03-2013, 12:45 PM

(09-03-2013, 12:14 PM)pinkribbonscars Wrote: Oh god... a disembowling machine where you shove it up someones butt to suck out their insides? Lovely . _.

Who said it only disembowls butts? :U

**pinkribbonscars** · 09-03-2013, 12:58 PM

(09-03-2013, 12:45 PM)Potato Wrote:
(09-03-2013, 12:14 PM)pinkribbonscars Wrote: Oh god... a disembowling machine where you shove it up someones butt to suck out their insides? Lovely . _.

Who said it only disembowls butts? :U

"Any orifice is suitable", and there's only 2 orifices you can disembowl someone by :<