Fifty Shades of Bacon

[Alardem]

Carefully lubricated pickaxe and shoved it up his dripping...

nose, where an egg laid by a spider was beginning to hatch and spew out a...

[Ghieri]

spider.

Spoiler below!

[Nice]

The young spider sticked its tongue out and began to

[Alardem]

The young spider sticked its tongue out and began to

stroke the warm belly of the Tesla-Pig. Its tubes sparkled blue in utter pleasure, and, moaning, it beckoned Mandus to join in a carnal embrace.

Mandus...

[Ghieri]

Said: "Umm... why does that spider have a tongue?"

[Alardem]

Its eight eyes closed in pleasure, the spider murmured, "Little pig, little pig, let me come in..."

[Deep One]

...your nose." The spider climbed in pig's snout and laid 9000 tiny spider eggs in it.

[Alardem]

Amnesia: Full-Amnesia Consequences:

John Mandus who was Oswald Mandus's brother was one day in a factory slicing on a pig. He got a telegram from his brother that said that pigs and machines were attacking his place and aksed him for help so he went.
John Mandus got his telegraph shut down and wet on the platform to go up to the building where he left his staem car and rich people close because he was in his factory jumpsuit.
John Mandus ramped off the factory and did a summersalt and landed. He kept driving down the road and made sure there was no pigs around because he ddint have wepon. The citysides were nice and the cars were singing and the smoke and the fog was almost down from the top of the sky.
John Mandus was late so he had to drive really fast. A paddywagon was hiden nearby so when John Mandus drove by the constable came and wanted to give him a ticket. Here John Mandus saw the first monster because the constable was possessed and had pigs.
"i can't give you my lisense oficer" John Mandus said.
"why not" said the pigcop back to John Mandus.
"because you are pigman" so John Mandus shot the pigcop in teh head and drove off thinking 'my brother is in trouble there' and went faster.