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[CorinthianMerchant]

FRICTIONAL'S MODS BE THROWING IT INTO CLOSED. (Read the lyrics in place of the actual ones. I was bored and spent about 20 minutes on this)

Spoiler below!

I was browsing on the Frictional Forum.
And a member joins the community and posts a new custom story.
"NAKED GUYS. SCARY ATMOSPHERE."
MAAAAAAN, I'm not gonna play this wretched thing!
I THREW IT INTO CLOSED!

YOU MUST THINK THIS IS GREAT.
I AIN'T GONNA BE NICE TO YOU THIS TIME.
MAAAAAAN, PUT THAT GARBAGE ON ANOTHER DAMN FORUM.
_____

I go to a technical support thread.
And the user says,
"I'm having a strange problem! Please help me out!"
I said, MAN, WHERE'D YOU GET THIS?
THEPIRATEBAY?
I BANNED 'EM,
AND THREW IT INTO CLOSED!

How dare you ask for our help!
Pay for the game!
PLEASE...
Support the indie devs you sad, sad MAAAAN!
____

Chillin', lookin' at the Mod Creation Meme thread,
People start gettin' off-topic,
Using some memes wrong.
MAAAAN, This ain't 'bout mods!
THIS IS GETTING DERAILED HERE.
I THREW IT INTO CLOSED.

CAN'T YOU KEEP THE THREAD RAILED!?
I'M NOT GONNA LET IT GO THIS TIME!
STAY ON THE DAMN TOPIC!
.... IDIOTS!
____

Some member tries to debate some crazy shit
WHAT YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING TO DO, MAKE ME BELIEVE YOU?
PICS OR IT DIDN'T FUCKIN' HAAAAPPEEEEEN.

I gave him a neutral reputation, too!
TRY TO DEBATE WITH SOME EVIDENCE, JACKASS!!
____

So many spambots
to ban by IP,
Like Keilly,
Patricia,
Doltuku,
And even Balsa.

A.M.F.P!!
_____

Some member tries to show off their amateur Youtube channel
CLOOOOOOOOOOOOSED!!!

NOBODY WATCHES YOUR LET'S PLAYS.
NEWBIE!
_____

Then some users got butthurt,
Started leaving from this forum.
AND THEY TOLD US WE WERE AWFUL!
We told them goodbye,
But then they returned shortly.
They came back and cursed us,
over,
and over.

We were laughing,
and chuckling
Trollin' with the user.

The worst part about this forum isss?
FAILEDALIAS SCARES US ALL...
MAAAAAAAAAANNNNNN!!!!

I love you all <3

[video=youtube]http://youtu.be/SkcgIpNcvxU[/video]

[Statyk]

> Friend walks in while I'm coding
> "Hey, you making a custom story?"
> "Yeah."
> "You should make that window break when the guy gets near it."
> "That's a jumpscare."
> "I know. Trust me, I've played Resident Eviil, I know how to scare people."

BREAKING NEWS: Teenager found brutally murdered in woods

Resident Evil is such a clusterfuck of what... I have no idea how it's still going. It's like... A zombie outbreak with comic book villains and crap. I could never get into that game =\ But this made me laugh nonetheless.


And Corinthian, no. Just no.

[darkely]

> Friend walks in while I'm coding
> "Hey, you making a custom story?"
> "Yeah."
> "You should make that window break when the guy gets near it."
> "That's a jumpscare."
> "I know. Trust me, I've played Resident Eviil, I know how to scare people."

BREAKING NEWS: Teenager found brutally murdered in woods

Resident Evil is such a clusterfuck of what... I have no idea how it's still going. It's like... A zombie outbreak with comic book villains and crap. I could never get into that game =\ But this made me laugh nonetheless.


And Corinthian, no. Just no.

Will I get banned if I make a fart joke?

[CorinthianMerchant]

I was crying because it was so awesome...

[Statyk]

Will I get banned if I make a fart joke?

Yes. It is rule number one that flatulence is unacceptable.

In case you have ANY amount of doubt, I'm bullshitting you.

[Kman]

[Statyk]

lol nice kman

[CorinthianMerchant]

[video=youtube]http://youtu.be/TLGEtNsvj_A[/video]

[CorinthianMerchant]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=9gag

[Macgyverthehero]

Alright, I got something random up my sleeve, it's actually a piece of nostalgia from my young years.





I never realized that stage existed in this underrated and yet great game.