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**VaeVictis** · 11-10-2013, 05:25 AM

(11-09-2013, 07:03 AM)Macgyverthehero Wrote: Saw that Project Zomboid finally made it onto steam via early access, so I bought it and started playing it for several hours.

Zombie apocalypses... they show no mercy.

On the topic of zombies...
Why is it that a zombie, who presumably is made of dead muscle tissue, can tear flesh from bone, while I struggle with opening a bag of pretzels?

**Kman** · 11-10-2013, 05:40 AM

there was a vsauce video on that

**VaeVictis** · 11-10-2013, 07:49 AM

(11-10-2013, 05:40 AM)Kman Wrote: there was a vsauce video on that

So they do. Interesting.
And yet...the pretzels continue to thwart my efforts.

**TheWalshinator** · 11-10-2013, 08:10 AM

DID

SOMEONE

SAY

ZOMBIES!?
[Image: resident-evil-zombie.jpg]

**Paddy™** · 11-10-2013, 08:16 AM

(11-10-2013, 07:49 AM)Abraxas Wrote: And yet...the pretzels continue to thwart my efforts.

They should sell bags of pretzels with a little chunk of human brain inside, then you could chain a zombie to your kitchen sink and get him to open it for you whenever you fancy a nibble. Win win!

Ooooo, just had an idea for a zombie rental business...

**Nice** · 11-10-2013, 12:33 PM

paddy is dangerous for society

**Ashtoreth** · 11-10-2013, 01:55 PM

(11-10-2013, 12:33 PM)Dogfood Wrote: paddy is dangerous for society

Don't worry, I'll keep him on a tight leash... *giggles*

**blueberry** · 11-10-2013, 02:15 PM

(11-10-2013, 01:55 PM)Ashtoreth Wrote:
(11-10-2013, 12:33 PM)Dogfood Wrote: paddy is dangerous for society

Don't worry, I'll keep him on a tight leash... *giggles*

It all makes sense now..

PADDY IS YOUR BF! *Sings childishly*

**Nice** · 11-10-2013, 03:39 PM

(11-10-2013, 01:55 PM)Ashtoreth Wrote:
(11-10-2013, 12:33 PM)Dogfood Wrote: paddy is dangerous for society

Don't worry, I'll keep him on a tight leash... *giggles*

make sure its extra tight.... ehehehe he... heh

@sergeant

no sergeant it doesnt work that way, its a completely different relationship. I'm guessing it includes whips, latex, nails and blind folds

**The chaser** · 11-10-2013, 05:05 PM

(11-10-2013, 03:39 PM)Dogfood Wrote:
(11-10-2013, 01:55 PM)Ashtoreth Wrote:
(11-10-2013, 12:33 PM)Dogfood Wrote: paddy is dangerous for society

Don't worry, I'll keep him on a tight leash... *giggles*

make sure its extra tight.... ehehehe he... heh

@sergeant

no sergeant it doesnt work that way, its a completely different relationship. I'm guessing it includes whips, latex, nails and blind folds

and me