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**Ghieri** · 10-09-2012, 03:32 AM

Quote: Strictly evolutionary speaking, those could provide ample supplies of
milk and nourishment for my young. In fact, with a reserve that large, I
will have an army of super powerful babies - no one on the playground
will be safe from the toddler tyranny. My family name will be shouted
from the Heavens as I look down upon a battle field, littered with the
corpses of babies who did not have the will to survive...

...Glorious.

That's what I see every time I close my eyes.

**Froge** · 10-09-2012, 04:57 AM

http://features.peta.org/pokemon-black-a...te-parody/

Edit: Did Kman just post the exact same thing in an earlier post that I neglected to read?

**Kman** · 10-09-2012, 05:07 AM

LOL OWNT NEWB

**Deep One** · 10-09-2012, 07:40 AM

(10-09-2012, 01:53 AM)Kman Wrote:
(10-09-2012, 01:48 AM)andyrockin123 Wrote: I have not fapped in two days
Why would you like, ever do that. Ever.

Pfft, 2 days... I have not fapped in 10 days. I think I have already broke my previous record... First week was hell but now I have noticed positive side effects. I challenge everyone to not fap until aamfp comes out

**Kman** · 10-09-2012, 07:53 AM

That will never ever ever happen in the intirety of ever EVER. Ever. Seriously though, like I stated in another thread, it's actually been proven that doing it once a day on average increases your life span by about 4 years. As long as you're not addicted to it or anything and doing it like 3-4 times a day I don't really see any problems with it.

**CorinthianMerchant** · 10-09-2012, 08:24 AM

Spoiler below!

I... I just don't...

**Deep One** · 10-09-2012, 09:55 AM

(10-09-2012, 07:53 AM)Kman Wrote: That will never ever ever happen in the intirety of ever EVER. Ever. Seriously though, like I stated in another thread, it's actually been proven that doing it once a day on average increases your life span by about 4 years. As long as you're not addicted to it or anything and doing it like 3-4 times a day I don't really see any problems with it.

Yeah, doing it once per day is 100% okay and healthy, but a small break doesn't hurt you or decrease your life span. It's fun to test your limits.

**Bridge** · 10-09-2012, 11:42 AM

(10-09-2012, 08:24 AM)CorinthianMerchant Wrote:

Spoiler below!

[video=youtube]http://youtu.be/cqi5F5MqqTQ[/video]

I... I just don't...

Go see that movie (The Adventures of Mark Twain); it's incredible.

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That
will never ever ever happen in the intirety of ever EVER. Ever.
Seriously though, like I stated in another thread, it's actually been
proven that doing it once a day on average increases your life span by
about 4 years. As long as you're not addicted to it or anything and
doing it like 3-4 times a day I don't really see any problems with it.

Yeah,
doing it once per day is 100% okay and healthy, but a small break
doesn't hurt you or decrease your life span. It's fun to test your
limits.

There's nothing wrong with doing it 5 times a day either. There is no "normal" when it comes to sex. Some people have an insatiable libido and if you limit yourself to only once a day you will spend every waking minute thinking about sex and your net sperm production will be too high (if you're a male). Plus if you abstain for too long there is a distinct chance you will get blueballs next time you jack off (which is one of the most uncomfortable feelings ever).

**Zaffre** · 10-09-2012, 12:53 PM

Alright everyone. This is a random thread. We're supposed to be derailing. So let me change the topic entirely.

**Deep One** · 10-09-2012, 01:10 PM

Of cource you can do it even 10 times per day and it's acceptable, there is nothing wrong with it. But giving it a break will not melt your balls, if you afraid so.