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[Adny]

"Imagine this situation: A rule is suddenly passed in your school that all left-handed students must sit at the back of the classroom. You don't necessarily agree with the rule, but you're right handed so the rule isn't really your problem, and you don't want to get in trouble for speaking out. Besides, you've always thought there was something funny about southpaws. Why can't they do things with their right hands like normal people?

Soon new rules are enacted every few months. Lefties may no longer ride the school bus or eat in the cafeteria. The newspapers, TV and the Internet are full of stories about how left-handers have too much power and too much money. Images showing sinister-looking left-handers appear on walls and on your Facebook page.

You see police or a mob of your classmates in Righties Youth League uniforms beating up a lefty and you walk quickly by. You don't want to make trouble for yourself or your family by interfering.

Then your left-handed neighbors begin to disappear. They're lefties and they brought it on themselves, didn't they? They have all the money and power and they're not real Americans. Everybody knows it's true; it's on the Internet every day.

This is what life was like in Nazi Germany."

[The Rock Worm]

@rock worm

I CHOOSE NUMBER 4!

also, i hope you know that posting this in random thread will only get you LULZY answers

Great Choice

So you run and scream like a little girl, ignoring all the damaged rooms; broken weapons; lack of humans around despite their clothing are around; and head straight for the exit. Fortunately the 2nd floor you're on was very close to the stairs to the 1st so heading for the entrance to leave is easy. Unfortunately, just as you're about to round the corner to the door out of this place, you suddenly stop. A sharp exhale of breath had just hit you on your right side. You're afraid to look at what is next to you, but wonder why you're still alive. Do you...

1: resume screaming like a little girl, ignoring the thing next to you, it's probably just the receptionist's pet cat or something.

2: turn around and jump out of the window to you're left; still not wanting to stare at the thing next to you. Naturally screaming like a girl until you head home.

3: pinch yourself, this must be a dream. If pinching yourself once doesn't work, keep trying until it does.

4: take a picture of it with your camera, then resume running and screaming. You do have a field in Biology after all... you'll just study the thing on the photo... from a distance... like in the safety of your home.

[Zaffre]

4 + 1

[The Rock Worm]

4 + 1

Interesting choices. Combining both choice 4 and 1, let's see...

You yank your camera out, clicking record on its camera mode, to face the thing to your right as you prepare to jump through the window to your left. The speed of your actions with the camera were mostly due to the fact that you're running for your life. You didn't stop running and screaming until you got home, not bothering to stop recording until you got back. Sitting in relief, you hit play on your camera to watch the video and see what was next to you. The monster was... http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kympw5...o1_500.jpg

(image not mine)

Now you get to start the next Choose-Your-Own-Adventure Funny/random survival horror adventure

[Adny]

SHOULDA KEPT HIM IN THE STABLES!

[Zaffre]

you see a guy wat do u do1 shot him2 play amneesa3mak up story

[Froge]

rock worm pls

Possession is "your" not "you're"

[eliasfrost]

"Imagine this situation: A rule is suddenly passed in your school that all left-handed students must sit at the back of the classroom. You don't necessarily agree with the rule, but you're right handed so the rule isn't really your problem, and you don't want to get in trouble for speaking out. Besides, you've always thought there was something funny about southpaws. Why can't they do things with their right hands like normal people?

Soon new rules are enacted every few months. Lefties may no longer ride the school bus or eat in the cafeteria. The newspapers, TV and the Internet are full of stories about how left-handers have too much power and too much money. Images showing sinister-looking left-handers appear on walls and on your Facebook page.

You see police or a mob of your classmates in Righties Youth League uniforms beating up a lefty and you walk quickly by. You don't want to make trouble for yourself or your family by interfering.

Then your left-handed neighbors begin to disappear. They're lefties and they brought it on themselves, didn't they? They have all the money and power and they're not real Americans. Everybody knows it's true; it's on the Internet every day.

This is what life was like in Nazi Germany."

Been readin Jane Elliot recently?

[Ghieri]

Her love life must suck. Yes I'm going to hell.
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/01/23/fa...r-grew-up/

[Froge]

http://wheresmyshoggoth.com/