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Quote:Spam  /spæm/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[spam] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation noun, verb, spammed, spam‧ming.
1. Trademark. a canned food product consisting esp. of pork formed into a solid block.
–noun 2. (lowercase) a disruptive message posted on a computer network.
–verb (used with object)
3. (lowercase) to send spam to.
–verb (used without object)
4. (lowercase) to send spam.