I might get banned

[gamgam2]

Well, I'll tell you my plan(Note to all you CIA people trying to get me in jail or some crap, this is not real, and it prob coudn't happen if your stupid)
Have the cat attract your attention.
Wad 2 of the toilet paper into gas pipes. It causes the pipes to have constipation.
Over time, the constipation gets so great that the gases explode out of the pipe.
An old man starts talking to you on the phone while this happens, so you don't notice the very large tremers going down in your basement.
I'll also put a porta-poddie in the basement. The strange smell will lure you downstairs(Curiousty will be greater than your fear of the fire btw) and you'll just HAVE to use the portapoddie.
When your using it, the human waste is highly flamable, and it ignites into....you know where>_>

Docters will have to amputate your butt, it's all over the news. Donations pour all over the world for you and your butt. You become a famous celeb, starting in big-time movies. Suddenly your star-dome goes away, and your left bankrupt. Too much stress and turtles cause you to kill yourself.



That was my plan, it would have worked also, but I coudn't find where you live, 3 rollsof toilet paper, an old man that wasn't old but was bald, a porta-poddie that had flamable poop in it, a stray cat that died several times from being run over.
(This took about 3 minutes to type up, and I made it up as I went, so it's prob horrible)
ONCE AGAIN, THIS IS ALL FAKE, NONE OF IT IS TRUE, PLEASE BELIEVE ME, I'M A OLD LADY MAN, I WOULD NEVER DO THAT AND I AM LIEING TO YOU, BUT TRUST ME THAT I WOUDN'T LIE TO YOU!

[Dark]

er lol :p
that plan will not work because:
1. i do not have gas lines
2. i leave cats alone since they hate me(but i dont hate them)
3. the rest you figure out yourself

[gamgam2]

I might get banned.
Again.
This time by jens*He don't like my polls no more)

[Dark]

well if you just behave it wouldnt hapen you know?

[gamgam2]

Bu I dun like leashes
They get so annoying when you have to go poddy, but the leash isn't long enough to where you want to go, so you have to go in other peoples poop

[Guest]

It's called "acting like a civilized person".
The internet is a channel of free speech, but that does not mean that anything can be said. Just because there are no rules doesn't mean that you don't have to behave.

It isn't a leash. It's a set of walls that you are expected to behave in. Some people want to do meaningful conversations that actually have a point and not just spam around.

Please don't take this personally, I have nothing against you. It's just that you might ruin other peoples enjoyment.

If you are confused to what you should and should not do, this might help: http://tools.ietf.org/html/rfc1855

[gamgam2]

If I don't take that personnely, than woudn't I just ignore that? >_>

[timonator]

no. taking it personal would mean you'd start yrying or insult him for insulting you

not taking it personally would mean you'd accept his suggestions and start behaving in a different way

[gamgam2]

Well, I take it personnely.
I hate you so much now-.-

[Guest]

Congrats. Get in line. There are 100000000000 others in it.