Want Amnesia Merchandise?

[CorinthianMerchant]

Spoiler below!

Rock Worm dildos

That's fucking scary.

And kinky.

Imagine this

Spoiler below!

It goes in then it comes alive and opens it's mouth showing it's huge razor sharp teeth then tunnels through the body and eats the flesh of the woman/man who uses it until they are completely gone.

WTF kind of porn do you people watch!!?

[moreendanning]

Spoiler below!

Rock Worm dildos

That's fucking scary.

And kinky.

Imagine this

Spoiler below!

It goes in then it comes alive and opens it's mouth showing it's huge razor sharp teeth then tunnels through the body and eats the flesh of the woman/man who uses it until they are completely gone.

WTF kind of porn do you people watch!!?

Under which category on Redtube can "Penumbra Porn" be found???

[Damascus Rose]

Only the best kind of porn. I don't think normal people would understand.

[Zr100]

I'd want a replica of the lantern. That would be sick!

[Googolplex]

Great idea, Thomas. I gladly wanted to buy a T-Shirt of Amnesia, Penumbra and/or Frictional Games!

But from where did i get it? Do you sent it to germany or rom where can I buy?
And I think, merchandise should not cost more money than the main product (game).

What price for a T-Shirt are you expecting?

[Bridge]

Great idea, Thomas. I gladly wanted to buy a T-Shirt of Amnesia, Penumbra and/or Frictional Games!

But from where did i get it? Do you sent it to germany or rom where can I buy?
And I think, merchandise should not cost more money than the main product (game).

What price for a T-Shirt are you expecting?

$15-$20 is pretty standard.

[zaggnut]

i want costumes... grunt outfit

[nemesis567]

Well, I'm unsure if this is a good idea, because your target/people who like you(as FG) is based on this community, whose major part is made of under-aged and thus without economical capabilities members. Trying to implement such kind of business, with such kind of cost might be nothing more than a setback for you.

Since you want to sell some merchandise, and being that your team's qualities are not built upon the skills required to create the merchandise you want to sell(or at least placed a poll on), maybe you should think of a creative way to advertise your products/yourselves. If you're looking for an extra income it's also quite easy to think of a few less troubling options. Managing the sale of that, or paying someone to sell it is quite an hard task.

I haven't voted nor will I for now, but I believe the only viable product of these for now is the posters. Cheap, interesting and invaluable for some.

I also do not promote or approve any form of consumerism. The success of this project of yours is based on THIS simple form of crowd control. One of the things I mostly liked about you was the abnormality of your works, including the absence or apparent absence of "what's usual". That assured that your games were pieces of art because they were unique and could have you feel deeper emotions. I hope your success does not corrupt you too.

Anyway, who am I to advise anyone...

[Bridge]

Well, I'm unsure if this is a good idea, because your target/people who like you(as FG) is based on this community, whose major part is made of under-aged and thus without economical capabilities members. Trying to implement such kind of business, with such kind of cost might be nothing more than a setback for you.

Since you want to sell some merchandise, and being that your team's qualities are not built upon the skills required to create the merchandise you want to sell(or at least placed a poll on), maybe you should think of a creative way to advertise your products/yourselves. If you're looking for an extra income it's also quite easy to think of a few less troubling options. Managing the sale of that, or paying someone to sell it is quite an hard task.

I haven't voted nor will I for now, but I believe the only viable product of these for now is the posters. Cheap, interesting and invaluable for some.

I also do not promote or approve any form of consumerism. The success of this project of yours is based on THIS simple form of crowd control. One of the things I mostly liked about you was the abnormality of your works, including the absence or apparent absence of "what's usual". That assured that your games were pieces of art because they were unique and could have you feel deeper emotions. I hope your success does not corrupt you too.

Anyway, who am I to advise anyone...

While I agree with you completely (I'm only really interested in a poster and t-shirt anyway) I think it is more than a bit presumptuous to tell people they shouldn't be interested in certain products.

[Potato]

Frictional Games or TheChineseRoom should manufacture these to troll people.