FRICTIONAL'S MODS BE THROWING IT INTO CLOSED. (Read the lyrics in place of the actual ones. I was bored and spent about 20 minutes on this)
Spoiler below!
I was browsing on the Frictional Forum.
And a member joins the community and posts a new custom story.
"NAKED GUYS. SCARY ATMOSPHERE."
MAAAAAAN, I'm not gonna play this wretched thing!
I THREW IT INTO CLOSED!
YOU MUST THINK THIS IS GREAT.
I AIN'T GONNA BE NICE TO YOU THIS TIME.
MAAAAAAN, PUT THAT GARBAGE ON ANOTHER DAMN FORUM.
_____
I go to a technical support thread.
And the user says,
"I'm having a strange problem! Please help me out!"
I said, MAN, WHERE'D YOU GET THIS?
THEPIRATEBAY?
I BANNED 'EM,
AND THREW IT INTO CLOSED!
How dare you ask for our help!
Pay for the game!
PLEASE...
Support the indie devs you sad, sad MAAAAN!
____
Chillin', lookin' at the Mod Creation Meme thread,
People start gettin' off-topic,
Using some memes wrong.
MAAAAN, This ain't 'bout mods!
THIS IS GETTING DERAILED HERE.
I THREW IT INTO CLOSED.
CAN'T YOU KEEP THE THREAD RAILED!?
I'M NOT GONNA LET IT GO THIS TIME!
STAY ON THE DAMN TOPIC!
.... IDIOTS!
____
Some member tries to debate some crazy shit
WHAT YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING TO DO, MAKE ME BELIEVE YOU?
PICS OR IT DIDN'T FUCKIN' HAAAAPPEEEEEN.
I gave him a neutral reputation, too!
TRY TO DEBATE WITH SOME EVIDENCE, JACKASS!!
____
So many spambots
to ban by IP,
Like Keilly,
Patricia,
Doltuku,
And even Balsa.
A.M.F.P!!
_____
Some member tries to show off their amateur Youtube channel
CLOOOOOOOOOOOOSED!!!
NOBODY WATCHES YOUR LET'S PLAYS.
NEWBIE!
_____
Then some users got butthurt,
Started leaving from this forum.
AND THEY TOLD US WE WERE AWFUL!
We told them goodbye,
But then they returned shortly.
They came back and cursed us,
over,
and over.
We were laughing,
and chuckling
Trollin' with the user.
The worst part about this forum isss?
FAILEDALIAS SCARES US ALL...
MAAAAAAAAAANNNNNN!!!!
I love you all <3
(This post was last modified: 11-02-2012, 03:09 AM by Statyk.)
(11-02-2012, 02:59 AM)Statyk Wrote: FRICTIONAL'S MODS BE THROWING IT INTO CLOSED. (Read the lyrics in place of the actual ones. I was bored and spent about 20 minutes on this)
Spoiler below!
I was browsing on the Frictional Forum.
And a member joins the community and posts a new custom story.
"NAKED GUYS. SCARY ATMOSPHERE."
MAAAAAAN, I'm not gonna play this wretched thing!
I THREW IT INTO CLOSED!
YOU MUST THINK THIS IS GREAT.
I AIN'T GONNA BE NICE TO YOU THIS TIME.
MAAAAAAN, PUT THAT GARBAGE ON ANOTHER DAMN FORUM.
_____
I go to a technical support thread.
And the user says,
"I'm having a strange problem! Please help me out!"
I said, MAN, WHERE'D YOU GET THIS?
THEPIRATEBAY?
I BANNED 'EM,
AND THREW IT INTO CLOSED!
How dare you ask for our help!
Pay for the game!
PLEASE...
Support the indie devs you sad, sad MAAAAN!
____
Chillin', lookin' at the Mod Creation Meme thread,
People start gettin' off-topic,
Using some memes wrong.
MAAAAN, This ain't 'bout mods!
THIS IS GETTING DERAILED HERE.
I THREW IT INTO CLOSED.
CAN'T YOU KEEP THE THREAD RAILED!?
I'M NOT GONNA LET IT GO THIS TIME!
STAY ON THE DAMN TOPIC!
.... IDIOTS!
____
Some member tries to debate some crazy shit
WHAT YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING TO DO, MAKE ME BELIEVE YOU?
PICS OR IT DIDN'T FUCKIN' HAAAAPPEEEEEN.
I gave him a neutral reputation, too!
TRY TO DEBATE WITH SOME EVIDENCE, JACKASS!!
____
So many spambots
to ban by IP,
Like Keilly,
Patricia,
Doltuku,
And even Balsa.
A.M.F.P!!
_____
Some member tries to show off their amateur Youtube channel
CLOOOOOOOOOOOOSED!!!
NOBODY WATCHES YOUR LET'S PLAYS.
NEWBIE!
_____
Then some users got butthurt,
Started leaving from this forum.
AND THEY TOLD US WE WERE AWFUL!
We told them goodbye,
But then they returned shortly.
They came back and cursed us,
over,
and over.
We were laughing,
and chuckling
Trollin' with the user.
The worst part about this forum isss?
FAILEDALIAS SCARES US ALL...
MAAAAAAAAAANNNNNN!!!!
I love you all <3
How much.
How much do I have to pay you, to just, own you.
I like this.
I want you.
Mods ain't gonna help you, son, you'll be sorry for what you've done.
Them mods gonna hurt you son, when you play with a loaded gun.
When you play with a loaded gun.
They ain't gonna catch you, when you fall.
You'll be pleading... while you're bleeding.
They ain't gonna heal you, son, don't care about what you've done.
They ain't gonna help you, son, you'll be sorry for what you've done.
Be sorry for what you've do-o-one.
Ol' Trag, cranky old man, make you sorry for what you've done.
Statyk, behind a black veil, gonna ban you for what you've done.
Your Computer, got you empty, got you weeping for what you've done.
I say, ol' Jens, lonely ol' Swede, tear your heart out for what you've done... tear your heart out for what you've done.
They ain't gonna catch you when you fall.
You'll be pleading... while you're bleeding.
Mods ain't gonna help you, son, you'll be sorry for what you've done.
Them mods gonna hurt you, son, you'll be sorry for what you've done.
You'll be sorry for what you've done.
Thank you.
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> Friend walks in while I'm coding
> "Hey, you making a custom story?"
> "Yeah."
> "You should make that window break when the guy gets near it."
> "That's a jumpscare."
> "I know. Trust me, I've played Resident Eviil, I know how to scare people."
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