Corrupt a wish

[Tiger]

Granted, It turns red

I want it to be nice weather tomorrow.

[Danny Boy]

Granted. Your legs are broken on unicycle accident and you won't be able to appreciate the sunny days ahead.


Again I want blue. Because for some reason it turned red.

[Tiger]

Now it turns yellow.

I wish I had a unicycle so that Danny's wish-corruption will work.

[FlawlessHappiness]

Granted. It has 2 wheels.

I wish I understood the end of Inception

[Wooderson]

Granted. It has 2 wheels.

I wish I understood the end of Inception

Granted. You watch the film 23846 times and die happy because you finally understand it.

I wish I could stop time.

[7heDubz]

Granted but every other person can reverse your time weaving.

I wish that someone would make up a wish for me.

[Ghieri]

Granted, I wished I was a timelord and it came true exactly the way I wanted. HA! I also get a second wish because thanks for the free wish.

I wish that the rest of my life was pretty swell.

[failedALIAS]

Granted. It has 2 wheels.

I wish I understood the end of Inception

I watched that film once and I understand it, you're all stupid fuckbags.

[Ghieri]

I've never seen that film. : 3

[7heDubz]

Back to topic.

Granted you live a swell life. Swelling... Swelling... Till you pop like a bubble.

I wish this thread would stay on topic