Is Mr Garrison gay or straight?

**i3670** · 06-09-2013, 08:17 PM

The other day when I was watching south park on comedy central a thought struck my mind. Is Mr Garrison gay or straight?

For those of you who don't watch south park, a quick summary. Mr Garrison was for several years a closet-homosexual until he got out of the closet and told everyone that he was a homosexual. After some time of homosexuality he undertook a sex-change operation and became a woman, sort of. After some more time he became a lesbian.

So is he homosexual or is he heterosexual?

**VeNoMzTeamHysterical** · 06-09-2013, 09:36 PM

It is a man.
So he is gay.

He try'd to be a female but when you been born as a men you cant be a female.

So he is gay.

**Gharren** · 06-09-2013, 09:43 PM

I think that is a special case which can only hardly be described by the classical terms "gay" or "straight".
By definition he would be homosexual, because as a male he was into other males and as a female (s)he's into females now. Maybe polysexual would be a more accurate term?

**Wooderson** · 06-09-2013, 10:01 PM

Pansexual I guess.

**Bridge** · 06-09-2013, 10:18 PM

Isn't he bi? I mean, he had sex with Cartman's mom at some point iirc.

**Paddy™** · 06-09-2013, 10:27 PM

(06-09-2013, 09:36 PM)VeNoMzTeamHysterical Wrote: He try'd to be a female but when you been born as a men you cant be a female.

Mmmm, that's a problematic truism in this day and age.

Mr. Garrison would fuck a hole in the wall if it were sufficiently moistened. Trying to figure out his sexuality is like trying to separate out the different flavours of piss floating around in a public swimming pool.

**Bridge** · 06-09-2013, 10:49 PM

(06-09-2013, 10:27 PM)Paddy Wrote:
(06-09-2013, 09:36 PM)VeNoMzTeamHysterical Wrote: He try'd to be a female but when you been born as a men you cant be a female.

Mmmm, that's a problematic truism in this day and age.

Mr. Garrison would fuck a hole in the wall if it were sufficiently moistened. Trying to figure out his sexuality is like trying to separate out the different flavours of piss floating around in a public swimming pool.

Problematic indeed.

**i3670** · 06-09-2013, 11:19 PM

(06-09-2013, 09:36 PM)VeNoMzTeamHysterical Wrote: It is a man.
So he is gay.

He try'd to be a female but when you been born as a men you cant be a female.

So he is gay.

He is a man trying to be a lesbian female. Isn't he therefore a heterosexual male?

**Wooderson** · 06-09-2013, 11:21 PM

Pansexual dude.

**i3670** · 06-09-2013, 11:51 PM

Yes it's just that when he was male he wouldn't have sex with females and when he was "female" he wouldn't have sex with males.