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**Yuhaney** · 02-13-2014, 07:43 PM

No. Cats.

Cats?

**Froge** · 02-13-2014, 07:45 PM

?

**Radical Batz** · 02-13-2014, 08:10 PM

Yes, I love sushi

I you had to choose from who youw ant to be, then where would you want to be. In the mine where philip was in penumbra overture?, or brennunburg castle?

**Tiger** · 02-13-2014, 08:53 PM

Brennenburg, definitely.

What monster would you rather be chased by? A grunt, a brute, a suitor or a tuurngait?

**failedALIAS** · 02-14-2014, 03:48 PM

Grunt. Although fast, they aren't that intelligent. Tuurngait have flashlights.

MOTHERFUCKING FLASHLIGHTS!

Given the choice of being ass-fucked by a horse for eleven hours, or getting your dick caught on a jagged hook, which would you choose?

You can pull the hook out immediately and seek medical help, and while much more painful than the horse, you have to stick around for the ass-fucking.

If female, then the hook gets caught in your privates. Flip a coin to determine where of the two most unpleasant areas down there.

If male, I'll say it now: the hook would be in the head.

In the horse scenario, there is a risk of internal bleeding, but no serious damage to your body.

**Tiger** · 02-14-2014, 04:10 PM

(02-14-2014, 03:48 PM)failedALIAS Wrote: In the horse scenario, there is a risk of internal bleeding, but no serious damage to your body.

I can't really see how a ruptured colon couldn't be a serious damage...

**failedALIAS** · 02-14-2014, 04:20 PM

Answer the goddamned question.

**Tiger** · 02-14-2014, 05:14 PM

Hook to mah DIiiiiiccCCKKKKKSZZZZZ!!!??!!!¨*****~~~~

So... What're you doin' tonight?

**Nice** · 02-14-2014, 05:19 PM

sitting home or going out with friends not sure yet

How come FailedAlias always gets away with everything?

**LordOfDragons** · 02-14-2014, 05:22 PM

Cuz he's a freakin' wizard.

Potato?