If i was a god...

[alphachurch]

1. What would I do, hmm?

I would create the worlds, that's right, worlds of my imagination (trust me I have the most amazing imaginated worlds and the universe would become epic after I am done with it.) I would warp around Earth NOT curing sick people but making healthy people sick. I would make the rich people, poor and hungry just to make everyone in the world even financially. I would go back in time and gather up all the worlds most despicable people and send them through each others death camps for 100 years and then put them back in their proper places and see if it changes them. I would bomb the moon until I could see the man on the moon.

2. What would I do first?

I would blow up Uranus so there aren't any more jokes about it.

3. Is the world lucky to have me?

Most definitely not!

4. Would I tell anyone?

Absolutely! I would abuse my godly powers in every place (strip clubs, restaurants, movie theaters, my girlfriends house, etc.). I would be the worst secret keeper in the history of history!