Grand Unifying Theory

[i3670]

Dogfood is actually a cat.
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I will counter your argument on four points based on my experiences and knowledge.

1. Dogs are equally violent as cats are or even more. I've never heard of cats biting things bigger than themself to death.

2. Crocodiles and alligators do not resemble fish somewhat. Does everything that lives in water resemble fish? Convince me.

3. All cats do not like fish. I base this on my experience that I've had with three cats, none of which are particularily fond of fish. They are more interested in beef.

4. Dogs are better dancers than cats. I've seen more videos of dogs "dancing" than I've seen cats. Probably because cats don't give a fuck about artistic expression.

I claim that Dogfood is a dog. Why? Because he's named his avatar after the thing he loves the most. Which is dogfood.