What's Your Apocalypse Plan?

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1. Natural disaster such as fire, flood, sun exploding etc
2. Monsters such as zombies, vampires, werewolves, and what-have-you
3. Plague-based, think Black Plague
4. Alien invasion
5. Sentient robot takeover
6: Meteor heading for Earth.

7: Alien Ship with a planet-killing beam aimed for Earth.

8: Space dwelling giants/giantess' wanting to use the Earth as a volleyball.

1. Preety much inevitable and nothing to do about it
2. Zombies- Barricade myself
Vampires - Mash a lot of garlic and mix it with water. Make Garlic-water balloons, and ofcourse i'd regulary bathe in garlic water so it would keep those nasty suckers away from me

Werewolves - (assuming they are infected people) I'd try to befriend one, then ask him to bite me without killing me so i could transform into one aswell. Dumb, i know but i've always been a werewolf fan

3. Barricade myself, not let anyone in.
4. *SHRUG* I'd do my best to help the army, if not shoot, atleast cook for them xD


5. Flood my whole house and get those water balloons ready!

6/7/8 If i was someone in high place i'd just say "NUKES USE THEM NUKES, LOTS OF NUKES!

if not, well i'm screwed.. we're scewed