Grunt Date

**CorinthianMerchant** · 08-14-2012, 08:35 PM

You're having a date with grunt, and you can't escape.

What do you dooooo on a grunt date!!?

**MentallyUnstablePie** · 08-14-2012, 08:36 PM

A LOT OF FUCKING BEER!

**darkely** · 08-14-2012, 08:39 PM

You have to have violent sexual intercourse with her.

**MentallyUnstablePie** · 08-14-2012, 08:44 PM

(08-14-2012, 08:39 PM)darkely Wrote: You have to have violent sexual intercourse with her.

You think you're going to get off the hook without having some private time with it?
I'll just jump to the conclusion, or kill my self with alcohol poisoning if I still see the face.

**Hunter of Shadows** · 08-14-2012, 08:55 PM

(08-14-2012, 08:39 PM)darkely Wrote: You have to have violent sexual intercourse with her.

Sounds sexy Heart

**Traggey** · 08-14-2012, 09:05 PM

Knowing the grunt on a very personal level from plentifull of experience with it first hand I can say that I would probably be dead if I was not alowed to run around constantly, the date would end quickly.

**lolmaster** · 08-14-2012, 09:09 PM

hide under table as it looks around for you frantically and then when it leaves go home

**Adny** · 08-14-2012, 09:16 PM

Run as fast as you can towards the grunt until it turns into dust and you hear the iron maiden sound.

**MentallyUnstablePie** · 08-14-2012, 09:18 PM

(08-14-2012, 09:16 PM)andyrockin123 Wrote: Run as fast as you can towards the grunt until it turns into dust and you hear the iron maiden sound.

Made my day.

**Kman** · 08-14-2012, 09:43 PM

(08-14-2012, 08:44 PM)MentallyUnstablePie Wrote:
(08-14-2012, 08:39 PM)darkely Wrote: You have to have violent sexual intercourse with her.
You think you're going to get off the hook without having some private time with it?
I'll just jump to the conclusion, or kill my self with alcohol poisoning if I still see the face.

Put a bag on its head.

Doesn't matter had sex.

EDIT: Oh hey 1337 posts