Fifty Dollars of Porn IV: Writers Block [PARODY]

**Deep One** · 08-31-2012, 04:55 PM

(08-31-2012, 04:07 PM)CorinthianMerchant Wrote: Have we really sunk to writing porn about eachother?
Can't wait until someone writes some thing about me...

You asked for it.

Grunt gently caressed CorinthianMerchant's cheek, his naked, grey form. "Let me show my... goods" he whispered...

**Zaffre** · 08-31-2012, 04:57 PM

(08-31-2012, 04:55 PM)Deep One Wrote:
(08-31-2012, 04:07 PM)CorinthianMerchant Wrote: Have we really sunk to writing porn about eachother?
Can't wait until someone writes some thing about me...
You asked for it.

Grunt gently caressed CorinthianMerchant's cheek, his naked, grey form. "Let me show my... goods" he whispered...

No.
Fifty Shades of Orb is gone and I don't want any more of my soul scarred, thank you.

**CorinthianMerchant** · 08-31-2012, 05:03 PM

(08-31-2012, 04:55 PM)Deep One Wrote:
(08-31-2012, 04:07 PM)CorinthianMerchant Wrote: Have we really sunk to writing porn about eachother?
Can't wait until someone writes some thing about me...
You asked for it.

Grunt gently caressed CorinthianMerchant's cheek, his naked, grey form. "Let me show my... goods" he whispered...

I NEED MORE!

(08-31-2012, 04:57 PM)Zaffre Wrote: No.
Fifty Shades of Orb is gone and I don't want any more of my soul scarred, thank you.

I do what I want.

**Zaffre** · 08-31-2012, 07:04 PM

(08-31-2012, 04:55 PM)Deep One Wrote:
(08-31-2012, 04:07 PM)CorinthianMerchant Wrote: Have we really sunk to writing porn about eachother?
Can't wait until someone writes some thing about me...
You asked for it.

Grunt gently caressed CorinthianMerchant's cheek, his naked, grey form. "Let me show my... goods" he whispered...

...revealing a caravan full of rare spices and silks for CorinthianMerchant to browse.

**CorinthianMerchant** · 08-31-2012, 07:06 PM

Go on...

**Deep One** · 08-31-2012, 08:04 PM

Merchant was stunned. All these spices - they were so exotic and rare. "This smells weird. What is this?" he asked. Grunt smiled and said....

**Zaffre** · 08-31-2012, 09:38 PM

"It's a rare spice from ALEKSANDOR!!!1's castle," explained Grunt, "which tastes of Damascus Rose and can be used to sweeten food. It also gives you star power if you use Laudanum with it." he continued, showing him a bottle of Laudanum flashing with the colors of a rainbow.

Grunt's face turned grave. "But never use it with a Sanity Potion." Grunt explained darkly. CorinthianMerchant nodded and...

**CorinthianMerchant** · 09-01-2012, 02:21 PM

Oh, yeaaaah.....

**CorinthianMerchant** · 09-01-2012, 02:27 PM

Robosprog could hear his robot processor buzz as he fumbled with the bra...

**Deep One** · 09-01-2012, 03:19 PM

of GLaDOS. "Is this your first time?" she sighed. Robosprog felt how spaghetti began to drip from his pockets and he yelled "ATELIER TOTORI PLEASE MONEY ATELIER GAMESTOP TOTORI".