Slender's Blue Clothes

**CorinthianMerchant** · 10-29-2012, 08:27 PM

Chapter One

Zaffre was anxious. This was his first night at the nightclub. He wanted to find a girl to bring home. He stepped inside. The beats pulsated through his body. He was in another world now. He searched through the crowd.
He then saw a man that had the kind of body that would shame Venus, but no face. Zaffre was flabbergasted. He wore a plain suit. He also at tentacles on his back.

Zaffre was astounded by this peculiar man. He took a seat at the bar and ordered a Zombie. Zaffre felt his heart pound as he walked up to him.

-Hi, do you come here often?

-No, this is my first night.

-Heh, mine too.

They talked a bit about everyday life until 3 AM.

-Shall I drive you home? Zaffre asked.

-Yeah.

***

-Do you want to follow me upstairs?

-No thanks, I've got work tomorrow.

-Well, then...

Slender slammed the car door, and walked up to his house with an angry look on his non-existant face. Zaffre suddenly realised how clueless he had been.

Slenderman loved him.

Zaffre buried his face in his hands. How could he be so foolish? He then saw a note on the seat where slenderman sat. A phone number was written on it.

There was still a chance...

Zaffre slammed his fist into the steering wheel of the sudden joy, only to get punched in the face by the airbag.

To be continued...

**Robby** · 10-29-2012, 08:29 PM

Lol towards the end. Good, good.

Keep 'em coming! Don't hesitate to write about me too (as long as it ain't sexual, that is). I rethought that, and it definitely isn't so bad.

**Nice** · 10-29-2012, 08:53 PM

(10-29-2012, 08:27 PM)CorinthianMerchant Wrote:

Zaffre slammed his fist into the steering wheel of the sudden joy, only to get punched in the face by the airbag.
To be continued...

Lmao

**Robby** · 10-29-2012, 09:10 PM

(10-29-2012, 08:53 PM)DogFood Wrote:
(10-29-2012, 08:27 PM)CorinthianMerchant Wrote:

Zaffre slammed his fist into the steering wheel of the sudden joy, only to get punched in the face by the airbag.
To be continued...
Lmao

Same. That was the funniest part of the entire story.

**Zaffre** · 10-29-2012, 09:33 PM

CorinthianMerchant Wrote:Zaffre slammed his fist into the steering wheel of the sudden joy, only to get punched in the face by the airbag.

I lol'd.

Just don't get too bad with these stories about me, would ya? Wink

**Froge** · 10-29-2012, 11:35 PM

eh

5/10

**Potato** · 10-30-2012, 04:29 AM

(10-29-2012, 11:35 PM)Chronofox Wrote: 5/10

would not bang

**CorinthianMerchant** · 10-30-2012, 02:25 PM

Chapter Two

Slenderman and Zaffre went to the local diner together. They were both nervous. After the phone call Slenderman and decided that they must meet again soon...

They pushed the door open and were greatet by a soft tune. Zaffre immediately recognized it. Perfect for the romantic setting. They sat down in the inner corners of the Diner. Slender ordered Ravioli, Zaffre steak. Both of them ordered lemon sorbet for desert.
-Are you satisfied?
-Not yet.
Slender grabbed Zaffre by the ears, and kissed him. Zaffre could feel the taste of spinach and lemon in his mouth.
...Oh, my darling, love me, don't ever let me go...

**CorinthianMerchant** · 10-30-2012, 03:40 PM

Chapter Three

Slenderman and Zaffre had been married for three days. They had booked a flight to Barcelona where they would spend their honeymoon.

They arrived at the hotel at 6 PM. Zaffre felt a thrill down his spine. The room was dark, prepared for the loving couple.

-I need to do something, said Slenderman. Don't you dare take a look!

Zaffre laid on the bed. Sudddenly the door opened. Slenderman stood there in a french maid outfit. Zaffre was

disappointed since Slenderman had promised him to not do anything sexual.

-We'll just cuddle.

NOTHING SEXUAL HAPPENED.

**Robby** · 10-30-2012, 07:25 PM

Hmm.... The chapters themselves are quite short. But the rest is ok, though.