The Dolan thread

[Oscar House]

Ireland was last in the Eurovision Song Contest.

ryan dolan pls

[Red]

Something I made of Dolan, remeber it's horribly infected by grammatical errors.

A Coincidence.

Spoiler below!

A man was burying illegal money with a shovel and he looked busy.

”Oh siht teh polis cops.”, He said, when he heard sirens alarming in the distance. So he left his job barely finished and fled the scene. After that, days went by and the money stayed untouchable, until Gooby stumbled it across.

”What iz dis sith?”,He said as he saw a bill peeping among the dirt. Then he dug up a bag full of money; fivehundred thousand dollards in cash. That day Gooby became wealthy.

He purchased a shiny and red Ferrari. The first time he drove it, he met with Dolan walking down the street.
”Gooby, wher did u got thath farrari?” He asked.
”I buoght id”
” Wid whath monei?”
”I won a loterri.”
Suddenly Dolan pulled a shotgun out of his ass and said:
”Giev dem to me”. But before Gooby could act, Dolan shot him right in the face.
”Gooby pls”, He said as Goobys vision faded out.

A miracle had happaned; Gooby woke up from the hospital Dolan next to him.
”Whadh happenened? Am I ded?”
”No Gooby, ur aliave, u were shut bai a tarrorist.”
”But I rememberere-”
”You haev amnesa, I waes there to witness. Turst me”
Then Dolan said: ”I'll goe nov, trai to get bettre.”
And he left.
After a minute or so, a nurse came and said ”U haev visititors”...

Now it wasn't Gooby holding the wheel of the ferrari, it was Dolan. He was driving along the road and also with great speed, until he heard police siren alarming behind him. He stopped at the corner of the road, and the police parked behind him.

”Do u heav any idae houw fast u drouv?
The officer asked after Dolan rolled down the window.
”Oficer pls.” He answered.
After Dolan showed his driving license and paper, the officer wrote him a speeding ticket.
Dolan took money from the bag he found from the seat next to him and said:
”Here, I taek dis.” But as the officer took the bill, he checked the
the authenticity of the money and became to a decision:
”Mr Dolan, I afrad ur under arresre.”

Dolan went to jail, but suprisingly he shared a cell with Gooby, who had recovered and had paid his Ferrari with fake money.

As Dolan and Gooby were taking a shower, Dolan drop his soup and said: ”Pik id up.”
With an evil smile on his face, and Gooby obeyed...

”Everything went better with Farrari, Regards Dolan.”

[The chaser]

dat pots... amazng

[Froge]

thus teh stori was told
a joek about a doge nd a duk rather bold
tuh cops wud demnd this fulishness cease,
and dolan wud repli, "gooby pls".

[The chaser]

There was once this duck, called Dolan.

The duck began to pay attention in a dog, called Gooby. Dolan began to stalk gooby, every single day. Dolan watched Gooby work, eat, shower, sleep, etc. Gooby knew it and arrived to a point where he couldn't hold those psychotic eyes more.

-Duln waht the fuk
-can i hav sum ass
-no, fak u-

Gooby's petition was denied, and Dolan raped him with strength, every single day of gooby's life. One day, Dolan got tired of Gooby and killed him with his axe.

Then, Dolan killed himself. When Dolan got into hell, he said to Satan "fak u" and went to heaven, where gooby just arrived. Dolan dragged Gooby to hell and made gooby stay with him forever... Where Gooby would suffer hell and Dolan's sexual member.

[Red]

I should write Under the dome Dolan edition.

Oh well everything knows how it would turn out:

The omnious dome falled from the sky slowly. When it made it to the ground, it sliced Gooby from the middle and now there was blood everywhere. Gooby chose the third solution without knowing, both: Now he was inside and outside the dome. When Dolan saw that, he said: "Gooby pls."

"Everything went better under the dome. Regards Dolan."

[wubwub]

no understand thread???

[PutraenusAlivius]

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[Potato]

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how life in russia friend!