Even though I am straight. For some odd reason the news of the guy who died after masturbating 40 times kinda turned me on when I was doing it once...
I think I might try to contact a psychiatrist now.
PS: Wow! It seems I actually managed to write "psychiatrist" without the need of Firefox's text correcting aid! I feel accomplished now! *does a happy dance while spreading sardine oil throughout the body*
(This post was last modified: 04-10-2013, 07:40 PM by Danny Boy.)
(04-10-2013, 07:30 PM)Danny Boy Wrote: PS: Wow! It seems I actually managed to write "psychiatrist" without the need of Firefox's text correcting aid! I feel accomplished now! *does a happy dance while spreading sardine oil throughout the body*
What? I understand the sardine oil, but what's up with the happiness?
I have severe ADHD and obsession with magical talking ponies.
(This post was last modified: 04-10-2013, 11:44 PM by failedALIAS.)
(04-10-2013, 07:30 PM)Danny Boy Wrote: PS: Wow! It seems I actually managed to write "psychiatrist" without the need of Firefox's text correcting aid! I feel accomplished now! *does a happy dance while spreading sardine oil throughout the body*
What? I understand the sardine oil, but what's up with the happiness?
I have severe ADHD and obsession with magical talking ponies.
If you'd chat whit me trough steam more often you would know.
Once I really really really had to poop so I ran to the bathroom and started to let it out as I was positioning my ass over the bowl but I was too early and it all came rushing out onto the floor and some of it got onto the seat and when I sat down it fucking smeared all over my thighs and then I kind of just sat there in shock for like 3 minutes
(04-12-2013, 03:25 PM)Kman Wrote: Once I really really really had to poop so I ran to the bathroom and started to let it out as I was positioning my ass over the bowl but I was too early and it all came rushing out onto the floor and some of it got onto the seat and when I sat down it fucking smeared all over my thighs and then I kind of just sat there in shock for like 3 minutes