(04-12-2013, 03:25 PM)Kman Wrote: Once I really really really had to poop so I ran to the bathroom and started to let it out as I was positioning my ass over the bowl but I was too early and it all came rushing out onto the floor and some of it got onto the seat and when I sat down it fucking smeared all over my thighs and then I kind of just sat there in shock for like 3 minutes
HA!
DUDE FUCK YOU DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG THAT TOOK TO CLEAN UP MY GOD
(04-12-2013, 03:25 PM)Kman Wrote: Once I really really really had to poop so I ran to the bathroom and started to let it out as I was positioning my ass over the bowl but I was too early and it all came rushing out onto the floor and some of it got onto the seat and when I sat down it fucking smeared all over my thighs and then I kind of just sat there in shock for like 3 minutes
Sounds like something from my Adult Content folder on my desktop. Me gusta.
(This post was last modified: 04-12-2013, 09:13 PM by failedALIAS.)
(04-16-2013, 06:11 PM)Kman Wrote: Goddammit why don't all other gay dudes have to have homo taste in music. Go listen to grindcore and powerviolence PUSSIES.
I still can't understand how you don't like Wolfmother.