Admit One

**Ghieri** · 09-22-2013, 08:02 PM

I'm putting a minimum amount of effort in college and still pulling a 3.0.

**Tiger** · 09-22-2013, 08:37 PM

(09-22-2013, 07:33 PM)Dogfood Wrote: i was cheating with the tiny notes during an important test, teacher noticed that i held something tightly in my hand and asked me what it is.

I thought fast and shoved it all in my mouth, gave it a quick chew and swallowed like 3 notes. I said it was pills. And it gets even better, those notes were written on one of those small little note papers that have one sticky side so you can glue them onto something.

before you judge, as i said it was an important test xD

Smooth.

**Nice** · 09-22-2013, 08:58 PM

(09-22-2013, 08:37 PM)Tiger Wrote: Smooth.

didnt go smoothly down my throat, i tell u that

**failedALIAS** · 09-22-2013, 10:04 PM

(09-22-2013, 05:36 PM)Alidigigarry Wrote: I have an aversion to bodily fluids, and people in general.

I have to agree with you there. Except about the fapping thing. I have a serious problem in that regard.

**PutraenusAlivius** · 09-23-2013, 08:25 AM

I just randomly answered 5 questions in a 10 question test yesterday. Have no idea why, but I got a B+. What the fuck.

(09-22-2013, 04:43 PM)Chronofrog Wrote:
(09-22-2013, 08:43 AM)JustAnotherPlayer Wrote: I fapped in a car with my dad sleeping in it.
Wait, aren't you 11? When did you start to be able to experience orgasms?

12. I was able to experience by late 11.

**Nice** · 09-23-2013, 01:44 PM

About a year ago i was involved and responsible for a couple of really bad graffitis around the town

**Ghieri** · 09-23-2013, 01:45 PM

(09-23-2013, 01:44 PM)Dogfood Wrote: About a year ago i was involved and responsible for a couple of really bad graffitis around the town

It's the whole "opposable thumbs" thing, isn't it?

**Nice** · 09-23-2013, 01:55 PM

(09-23-2013, 01:45 PM)Alidigigarry Wrote:
(09-23-2013, 01:44 PM)Dogfood Wrote: About a year ago i was involved and responsible for a couple of really bad graffitis around the town

It's the whole "opposable thumbs" thing, isn't it?

wut

**Wooderson** · 09-23-2013, 02:51 PM

Naughty boy!

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**Nice** · 09-24-2013, 06:08 PM

when i was fairly younger i wanted to teach my dog to turn off the light. Dogs are never allowed in the house so when i was home alone i brought one in the house and attempted to teach him to turn off the light switch whenever i say so...

After a while, my parents noticed scratch marks all over the wall around the light switch.

I, ofc claimed innocence