What "Life Stats" would you want to know before dying?

[eliasfrost]

How many straws of spaghetti I would have eaten throughout my whole life.

OR how many times I have had a stroke of geniality, would probably somewhere below 10at least. lol

[nemesis567]

Doesn't matter... If I stab my self or not, it does not prove anything...

[Danny Boy]

Danny stahp

SHUT UP!!!!!

Danny, we love your new attitude, keep on rollin'!!!! Or sailin', whatever...

Hearty thanks! I always knew ye were th' one who would shield me tits in the hour 'o need <3!

[Kman]

Doesn't matter... If I stab my self or not, it does not prove anything...

Oh my god just go find another forum to annoy.

[Froge]

He's too deep for us, Kman.

[Zaffre]

We don't understand his pain. He should just... end it. Why should he be here? A man in pain is a man wasting space.

So you know my PAL 9000 attitude is that of a suicide hotline.

[nemesis567]

I'm not in pain. You refuse to accept things as they are. You avoid what of real we can get and live in an illusory state. I don't and I'm happy with it. That's the difference. The only painful thing I find is that no matter what you try, people that don't want to see shall never see. Understand the difference...It might be a start.

“Thoughts and intentions emerge from background causes of which we are unaware and over which we exert no conscious control,” Harris concludes. “We do not have the freedom we think we have.”

[Kman]

THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A SILLY AND STUPID THREAD WHERE YOU POST RANDOM BULLSHIT STATISTICS FOR A FEW LAUGHS, WE DON'T WANT YOUR SUPER SERIOUS PHILOSOPHICAL IDEAS ON THE MEANING OF LIFE AND HAPPINESS IN HERE, FUCK.

[nemesis567]

It's here now.

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Because you so fervently reacted I had to reply and keep replying.

[Kman]

Well if you wouldn't mind stopping now that would be dandy because it's genuinely getting annoying.