(01-26-2013, 07:38 PM)BeeKayK Wrote: (01-26-2013, 07:35 PM)palistov Wrote: Here's 25, off the top of my head.
1) Eat it with hands.
2) Eat it with forks.
3) Eat it with knives.
4) Eat it with salt.
5) Eat it with pepper.
6) Eat it on paper plates.
7) Eat it from a bowl.
8) Eat it with a spatula.
9) Eat it upside down (the pizza, not you).
10) Eat it upside down (you, not the pizza).
11) Eat it with chocolate sprinkles.
12) Eat it while cooking another pizza.
13) Eat that other pizza.
14) Repeat 1 through 11 for the other pizza.
15) Eat it in a couch cushion fortress.
16) Eat it without using your thumbs.
17) Eat it using only your elbows.
18) Eat it without hands.
19) Eat it crust-first.
20) Eat it toppings-first.
21) Eat it folded in half.
22) Eat it folded in thirds.
23) Eat it while playing Amnesia.
24) Eat it drowned in Sriracha sauce.
25) Eat it while enumerating various uses for pizza.
Other uses than eating it? 
1) --------------------- I blocked this out, it'd have been funny to post it, but meh.
2) --------------------- I blocked this out, yurp, take a guess for both of these.
3) Touch the Pizza in it's naughty place, behind the cheese.
4) Have Triadtimes touch it.
5) Have Palistov touch it.
6) Throw it like a frisbee.
7) Throw it at the internet.
8) Put a small TV in it and watch your TV while slowly consuming it.
9) Use it as a computer mouse.
10) Fly to the moon in it.
11) Kill Obama, his cabinet and all the representatives and Senate with it by smacking them on the head with it.
12) Use it was a ratchet.
13) Use it as a CD.
14) Swim with it.
15) Repeat all the above at least 20 times.
16) Wake up from your dream and discover you're still eating it.
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