Forum Game -[The Story]-

[NightSshadeGaming]

Basicly, this game is about making a totally random story. Let me explain the rules really fast :
The main idea is, to create a story made by different people. Every post must consist of three words, that makes sense with the last post. For example,
Post #1 : Once upon a
Post #2 : time a tree
Post #3 : died from AIDS

You can type completely random things, as long as they make sense with THE LAST POST! They can make no sense with the rest, but with the last post it's a rule. Everyone can make as many posts as they wish to, but not in a row. If you post, then you have to wait for somebody else until you can post again. I saw some forum where this game was liked by the community.

THREE WORDS EACH POST PEOPLE! NOT MORE!

The story so far : (new story since people didn't follow the rules ._.)

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Once upon a very gay time, a man named Kman walked into Frictional Games Headquarters and cried deeply because he realized there was no reason to wait for AMFP because pigs learned to fight their way into our reality and safety was no longer a concern for the "Leeroy Jenkins-ified" Kman. He grabbed his limited edition shotgun with rubber bullets and shot the cute, little piglet until it bled into a nice deformed man-pig with a giant rubber boat, which he crashed to iceberg. The pig went 'WHY, GOD WHY'. Few days later the dog-pig arrived and knocked on a big bonfire which was randomly nuked by the giant cactus, That had a spiky erection in its very young age of six minutes. Vegans... you bloody vegans, the cactus screamed as she raised her hermaphrodite hands into the air and said: FUCK... I forgot my god damn workbench in the salloon which is new and very expensive! Well then, she shoved a big nice shiny spoon right where the sun never shines. Rectal cancer happened but she managed to retain some of her grainy big bloody hands, which she used to pleasure herself. She enjoyed knitting and derping around out of nowhere until one day she found that several large, round boob shaped cats... "kawaii neko desu!" , screamed the owl like a cat with a hat and a stick up its ass. "A stick?!", screamed a little boy called Danny Boy. And then murdered but didn't die when suddenly a decaffeinated coffee bean jumped out of a decaffeinated coffee. The man was not impressed because they were crappy Japanese karaoke singers, and they realized they were nude, so they skinned their own hands "What the fuck?" Danny Boy said, while watching naked 10 flying guys peeing at him. Hmmm, thought thomas... After that he washed his clothes clean with a giant spoon of radioactive soap, which have been given by the mighty marshmallow. "Wow", he said while staring at an amnesia game and skashi mods. Meanwhile at germany deep within the Hitler's office there's a rather large, not too large, but still large, relatively very large chest full of fine poisoned wine - not too fine, nor less fine, but very fine. It was joyous, for all, because its 1000 huge horny ogres...

Story Number 2 :

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Daniel is drunk in the closet...

(I'll try to update this once a day, but the mods can update it whenever they wish, incase I forget...)

[The Rock Worm]

Neat story idea, I will play also.

Adding to the story from last post:
...dragoness with a...

[No Author]

Adding to the story from last post:
Giant rusty spoon

[Tiger]

The story so far:
There was a dragoness with a giant rusty spoon

Adding to to the story:
and she slapped

[The Rock Worm]

The story so far:
There was a dragoness with a giant rusty spoon

Adding to to the story:
and she slapped

Adding to the story from last post:
...her knight friend

[Nice]

with great force

[Adny]

"harder" he moaned...

[Prelauncher]

and reached for

(damn you andy^^)

[Nice]

his favourite tool

[CorinthianMerchant]

He felt its cool metal surface against his