Fifty Shades of Bacon

**Alardem** · 09-20-2013, 05:53 AM

...brain, making thechineseroom groan and cry out in anguished lamentation.

It was at that moment that Lily's reanimated corpse stumbled in with...

**Deep One** · 09-20-2013, 06:46 AM

...a chainsaw, killing Chronofrog and yelling "AALEXANDDOO000OR!!". Then she...

**Mr.Amnesia** · 09-20-2013, 07:25 AM

felt a sudden urge to.........

**Deep One** · 09-20-2013, 08:14 AM

...cook some bacon. She took her pan and started to fry two slices of juicy bacon. The machine was appalled: "NOOOOO!! ONLY TWO SLICES? MORE PIG! MOOOOORE PIG!!" he screamed.

**Mr.Amnesia** · 09-20-2013, 09:24 AM

so then she fried 4 pieces of juicy bacon. The bacon sizzled and it smelt divine and then she licked her lips and was about to take a massive fat juicy mouth watering bite of sizzled creamy bacon when suddenly the bacon..........

**PutraenusAlivius** · 09-20-2013, 09:29 AM

MOVED. IT FUCKING MOVED. HOLY SHIT IT'S STILL ALIVE.

The Machine said it was acceptable. Until...

**Mr.Amnesia** · 09-20-2013, 09:34 AM

the bacon wrapped its juicy fat around her waist. The bacon then started..........

Also anyone know if there are any pdf files of the first 2 fifty shades of orb hahahaha want them on my iphone as I deleted them a while ago. =(

**Nice** · 09-20-2013, 10:32 AM

(09-20-2013, 09:34 AM)Mr.Amnesia Wrote: the bacon wrapped its juicy fat around her waist. The bacon then started..........

to slide its big, juicy...

**Mr.Amnesia** · 09-20-2013, 10:47 AM

Sausage roll inside her,the machine looked on in excitement as it too began to..........

**CorinthianMerchant** · 09-20-2013, 10:54 AM

Hump her in in a classy victorian fashion...