vending machine

[Paddy™]

A Gay Pride parade comes out.

Puts six pairs of jeans in.

[Ashtoreth]

...twelve pairs of boxer shorts come out.

Puts a handful of gooseneck barnacles in...

[Paddy™]

A flock of geese comes out.

Squirts a tube of lubricant in.

[Ashtoreth]

...a bar of margarine comes out.

Puts in a cat o' nine tails...

[Paddy™]

A roll of bandage comes out.

Puts in Dogfood's chew toy.

[Nice]

paddy comes out

puts in Brazil

[Artsy]

dogfood's perfumes come out

puts in someone's grandma

[Ashtoreth]

...Mrs. Ganush from "Drag Me to Hell" comes out.

Puts in a miniature vending machine...

[Paddy™]

A miniature vending machine repairman comes out.

Puts in a pamphlet entitled "10 Signs You Might Have Polyps".

[Gilligan's Hell]

A Book comes out labelled "85 Signs you'll have gonorrhoea" comes out...

puts a capsule of highly radioactive caesium chloride inside...