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Ashtoreth Offline
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#521
RE: vending machine

...a cortex chip comes out, followed by a stun baton. D:

Puts a pumpkin in...
10-29-2015, 10:10 PM
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#522
RE: vending machine

(10-29-2015, 10:10 PM)Ashtoreth Wrote: ...a cortex chip comes out, followed by a stun baton. D:

Puts a pumpkin in...

The lifeless corpse of K8 comes out, her face terrified and twisted like the carved pumpkin that begat her, with a heel-print still visible in her forehead where Paddy stomped her to death rather than waste the batteries on his stungun.

Puts divorce papers in...
10-29-2015, 10:17 PM
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#523
RE: vending machine

The machine chews the papers. Nothing comes out.

Puts Conor McGregor's ears in...
10-29-2015, 11:10 PM
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#524
RE: vending machine

... A pair of angel wings comes out.

Puts 30,000 cached wikipedia pages in...
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10-30-2015, 04:38 PM
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#525
RE: vending machine

...A bucket full of procrastination comes out.

Puts in a poorly drawn drawing of a horse...
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10-31-2015, 09:47 PM
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#526
RE: vending machine

...My drawing of a horse comes out, look at it, my horse is amazing.
Puts in 10 stars....
10-31-2015, 11:54 PM
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#527
RE: vending machine

The stars implode into a black hole and obliterate the machine into subatomic particles.

Replaces the vending machine with a shady fortune teller machine.
11-01-2015, 08:38 PM
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#528
RE: vending machine

The fortune teller machine says you'll have bad luck for a thousand years from breaking the vending machine.

Asks fortune teller if I should buy a lottery ticket
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11-12-2015, 04:47 PM
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#529
RE: vending machine

...The vending machine was not happy about that.

Plays calm, soothing music for the vending machine...
Trying is the first step to success.
(This post was last modified: 11-13-2015, 03:40 PM by FlawlessHappiness.)
11-13-2015, 03:40 PM
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#530
RE: vending machine

Hi, it's me, DNALANGE again, trying to work around my ban.
(This post was last modified: 11-13-2015, 05:01 PM by Traggey.)
11-13-2015, 04:26 PM
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