The Forum Story

[Romulator]

There was a Scorpion there, ready to attack. Raising his stinger...

[tezpull666]

To poison you and suck up your blood, but he...

[Nice]

continued sticking his head in the sand because yolo, so the scorpion decided to...

[Romulator]

Grab a nearby stick, jump on the goat's back and started whipping it like a jockey on a racehorse. Suddenly the goat...

[tezpull666]

beat the hell out of the reature and the goat died of poison.











The end...

[Nice]

but then Jesus arrived and ressurected the satanic goat from hell along with the scorpion, the two woke up together, looking at each others eyes confused. Goatsy gave the little scorpion called Jack a friendly look, and motioned him to hop on. Jack the scorpion hopped up on the goat, and rode the majestic creature towards...

[Romulator]

a mountain, stopping at a sign near the road. Examining the sign, with simple text of "Traggey's Mountain", Jack and Goatsy look at each other. Having the same idea, they...

[tezpull666]

discovered they can sacrifice people to keep living and then...

[Romulator]

brushing this aside, Goatsy gallops down the road, heading directly towards Traggey's Mountain. The dark, dirty burnt trees and dirt road had become a lovely flower paradise, free from flaws. A large, green troll with a large hammer eventually blocks their path. Demanding a gift, Jack the Scorpion...

[Nice]

Raised his middle finger before charging towards the troll with his loyal friend goatsy...